Possible Threesome (Help me masters!!!)

[Ninja Dude]

OKay..alright..ok....alright,ok...ok

I met this HB-8 at a club two weeks ago and we started chatting. She give me lots of IOI's, smiling, flirting and I got her number but never called her. (too busy) Last weekend I was at a friend's house party and she showed up and greeted me with a hug. We talked for about two minutes and the whole time she kept her body firmly pressed against me. I was thinking "OMG it's soooo on!" But I kept my cool and enjoyed dancing with other chicks. At the end of the night when she was leaving, she gave me a peck goodbye on the lips. I gave her some intense EC afterwards and we started making-out. I would have closed here there but I was taking this other hottie home.

Fast Forward to this past weekend when I ran into this chick again at a club. She greets me with more tongue kisses and I am chilling. Then I see her making out with some chick on the dance floor and my jaw drops! Later on she introduces me to her steady girlfriend, a smoking Brazilian HB-9. They ended up driving me to an afterhours jam and we had a good time talking about music/parties/etc.

My one fukkup was that when she told me they were a couple, I sort of froze. I was like "Hey thats cool" (Followed by a long silence) It just didn't fit with the no-bullshít vibe I had before. Truth is I mentally reverted to AFC for a minute becasue I got intimidated. Her girlfriend apparently is only into chicks, but I already know that HB-8 is not faithful because she is all over me, so there is still a chance for some extra-freaky action here. I just have to stop putting so much importance on this one. It's hard though when this is the closest I have been to getting my menage on! Any advice would be appreciated!

 

[Bonhomme]

My heart bleeds for you, Ninja.

Levity aside, just make arrangements to go out with them again, and take things from there.

Best of luck, and keep us posted. Work some other hotties to keep the two-itis down.

 

[Crotch Sniffer]

Yeah dude, we feel real sorry for your "problem" LOL!

I did get a menage on once, but it was me and my friend tag-teaming this skank. If you can pull off the FFM threesome, then you BETTER tell us how you did it!

 

[MysteryWoman]

Doesn't look like you get a threesome, because one of the girls is only in to girls. But you might get to score with her bisexual girlfriend (just work on that)

 

[Ninja Dude]

I knew there would be jokes here. All good though. I am going to play it smooth and just let things unfold naturally. Oh, and MW made a good point, I forgot to mention that the chick I saw HB-8 kissing on the dance floor was NOT her girlfriend! Apparently she has a couple of chicks in her Rugmunchers Clique Dont want to get 2 hopeful but i think i have hit the jackpot!

It´s so hard being me! uh ... Literally..I´ve had a constant boner since Saturday!

 

[Jay26]

did get a menage on once, but it was me and my friend tag-teaming this skank.

Dude, that's nasty, I mean 2 chicks hell yes, but otherwise, hell no;p

Back to the topic though:

Hehe, one word alcohol! I think the girls probably would need to be friends, I had a friend who pulled it off once but he was one mega-smooth bastard, I still don't know how he did it. Good luck, and remember they can kill the dream, but they can't kill the dreamer!

 

[Crotch Sniffer]

WHat do you expect? Look at my username man! I am a dirty bastard!

But now that you mention it, that threesome was not really a great experience. We got drunk as sh!t and pretty much gravy trained this chick, and even though we didn´t do anything with each other, I could tell he felt weird about it afterwards and the friendship was not the same. I couldn´t care less but not everyone is as open minded as he who sniffs crotches!

FFM would be nice though. Hope our stealthy Ninja friend can pull it off and come thru with the ill field report! We are all cheering for you Dude!

 

[matius]

I was thinking about this the other day. If you and two hot girls were sitting around drinking beers or smoking up in your room. How might you work the convo to get this started? What are some of the things you would say? How might you know if it's a possibility outside of they start frenching each other...

Let's get some good responses as I'm sure this board has some people with these types of answers.

 

[thissucks003]

Originally posted by Ninja Dude
My one fukkup was that when she told me they were a couple, I sort of froze. I was like "Hey thats cool" (Followed by a long silence) It just didn't fit with the no-bullshít vibe I had before. Truth is I mentally reverted to AFC for a minute becasue I got intimidated.

You could have taken what she said and just run with it.

Her: HB Brazilian is my girlfriend

You: Hey that's cool. My girlfriend is similiar, she is really into to partying and meeting new people. In fact she is out of town this weekend, (look sad), but she will be back in a month. (Make stuff up or if you have something that is true say that instead). She is out of town doing, blah, blah, blah.....

You can just start going into stories and whatnot. That would have kept you from freezing up.

TS

 

[DJ Logic]

I pulled this stunt off in my AFC days totally by accident.

Me and two of my girl buddies went out drinking and ended up at girl #1's house because girl #2 had to take a dump and has one of those phobias of public toilets. go figure.

Back at the house, we drank 2 bottles of red wine and got pretty buzzed out. The girls are normally very touchy feely with each other and normally I wouldn't comment on it, but girl #1 has 2 cats and th ecats are total lesbos (giving each other baths and licking asses), so I made the comparison. "You guys are just like the friggin cats! Lokk at you all nestled up, all you have to do now is lick each other!"

they laughed and then I thought out loud to myself, "Its funny how guys in society aren't comfortable being that close...but then again lesbians are much more accepted than homos, dontcha think? They agreed and we talked about it for a while before I just blurted out "Have either of you kissed a girl?"

they giggled and said no. "C'mon..never??" more giggles. "Well, I double-dog dare you to kiss each other!" they looked at each other for a minute and I couldn't believe it but they started making out! I just watched them go at it in total shock. I was sitting right next to them so nature just took its course and i started kissing girl#2 and it was all over after that.

It was the most incredible sexperience of my life and I feel like I was not myself that night, since I haven't been able to pull off anything nearly as smooth since. It was blind luck! Hope this helps you on your quest..it is well worth the effort!

 

[Ninja Dude]

Yesssssss!

This is pure gold!

Thank you guys soooo much for the advice. These are the types of tips I am searching for. I think I am just going to be as chilled out as possible and let things happen, yet take advantage of opportunities from now on. My aim is to make this girl my FB and enjoy the fringe benefits!

Anyone else got pointers?

My favorite piece of comedy from this thread:

Work some other hotties to keep the two-itis down.

LOL!

 

[matius]

Well done DJ Logic!