possible responses to "I don't date customers/clients"

[Danno]

Hey all,

I am meeting for the second time with a woman who is helping me get a business plan together, and I am planning to take it up a notch... but I am anticipating a possible response of "I don't date clients." She is helping me out for free and we talk about lots of things not business related, but I'd like to hear some possible DJ comebacks to that response. Any help?

Danno

 

[CapiCrimini]

"I don't date clients"
"Would you date me if I was your boss?"
*SLAP*

"I don't date clients"
"Whoa, I never said date, pretty agressive there... You gonna wait for the honey moon or are we just going to do it here on the table"*SLAP*

"I don't date clients"
"Date? I just wanted a BJ" *SLAP*

"I don't date clients"
"Umm... okay. Sencond question... Do you date rapists or stalkers?"*SLAP*

"I don't date clients"
"Who said date... I just wanted to get you know you better... Your moving to fast for me... next thing you'll be asking me to marry you."
"no"
"Don't make me beg."
"I don't date clients"
"No I will not make out with you"... Billy Madison Lives on...

I'd recomend not going straight out and asking her to be your "girlfriend" rather try and play the lets get to know each other better first card. like "You wanna go grab a beer" rather then "Do you want to go out with me." It will be harder for her to put down... as your not directly asking her out... Sneaking in below the bithc shield

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

as far as i can see, there is no real response at least i can not think of 1, is she does nto date clients, thats a rule of hers (might be playing hard to get but it seems unlightly to do it that way) theres no come back as such, you just have to get her intrest levle in you super high so she does not mind braking her own rules. As for what cappi says, hes joking obviously that would not be good to say, but it might be a godd idea to take his advice on not moving to fast or making a move untill you get signs, that way she can not say you are making a move on her and if she does you cna denny it, tell her shes mixed up

hope iv been a help

 

[jonny football hero]

I don't date customers or clients
You: i don't normally date shop assistants, but Britney spears is on vacation, so i've got to find some entertainment.

 

[Walden]

Dude if you're expecting to get a denial then you'll get one. I f you don't think she's into you Dj her (flirt , C+F , HSM and SS) until she does.