"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Possible movie for the aspiring DJ

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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He's more like a doctor giving bad advice. If you're new, see this movie and you might become more AFC than before.

If you're already a DJ it might be a fun movie to go see.
 

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oh and about the 90/10 thing:

What's it mean? It means, the script writers needed something to build off of to display a homosexual act on screen, have one guy display his homophobic tendencies, and get you to display some laughter, so you will get your buddies to display their moolah to the cashier and they will then make more money so more movies can come out and they can keep buying big cars/food for their family.

Go see it for a good laugh. Because it's a comedy.
 
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