"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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PorTrait oF an Achiever

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kulowiper

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"PorTrait oF an Achiever"

Failed In Business-Bankruptcy- 1831
Defeated For Legislature- 1832
Failed In Business-Bankruptcy- 1834
Sweet Heart-Fiance Dies- 1835
Nervous Breakdown- 1836
Defeated In Election- 1838
Defeated for U.S Congress- 1843
Defeated again for U.S Congress- 1846
Defeated once again for U.S Congress- 1848
Defeated for U.S Senate- 1855
Defeated for U.S Vice President- 1856
Defeated again for U.S Senate- 1858


Abraham Lincoln
Elected President of the U.S.A 1860

"You cannot fail......... Unless You Quit"
http://www.rokkorfiles.com/photos/EO-Lincoln-Statue.jpg

As you can see that everything happens for a reason, if president Lincoln would of gotten elected as a U.S Senate in 1858, he could of never changed the world and re-unite two dysfunctional brothers. So, to all those Don Juan's like me who can attract women like the positive and negative charges and still are virgins, keep at it, your day will come like Abraham Lincoln did. As long as you never

QUIT
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Brilliant

No comment. I love this post.
 
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check_mate_kid_uk

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great post, although i would just like to point out that negative charge and postive chargers attract, where as i think you where trying to say they repel, which they do not.
 
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