"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Sexual

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Ok, anyone have any good ideas or stories to share? Me and my buddy just got an apartment and worked up this idea.

Move night. There are those nights in college where ur bored as hell, but can't get too shwasted, and you just need something to do.

The idea started with charging guys to come see us get women naked on film, whether banging them or doing other dirty etc.'s

Me and my buddy spent a good 20 minutes trying to figure out where to set up this camera in the room, but we were unsuccessful. This morning I saw a box of Tide and it looks perfect in size - just cut a hole in the side for the lens.

Last night I brought home a date and just went to town, putting her in positions like the camera was on the whole time, just regretting that I hadn't thought of a way to set it up. Imagine how I felt when I went out to a house party then the club afterwards and brought a second girl home, just a couple hours after the first. I could have had 3 hours of uncut, raw material and made some good money. Immoral? I think not. Illegal? Probably. The thing is, I bet I could give these chicks a copy to keep one in return =D Maybe the knobs are spinning to fast upstairs, but c'mon... if I pulled this off? Forget about it.

:woo:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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KontrollerX

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You could wear a black mask while fvcking them like Machine did in 8mm.

No way to prove its you and hence no legal trouble for you.
 

The Sperminator

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Not a good idea man. Filming her having sex without permission is messed up plus if they find out you could get sued. Not only that but you won't make any money on it anyways.
 

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I've recently been interested in getting a camera too. Any recommendations? Maybe one with night vision, or with remote. I would also like to be discrete so the Tide box is a good idea.
 

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But it's so hard to remember their faces... it's hard to keep track of these women! I want to remember my youth and party at the same time. Wuz a irresponsible bruddaman like me to do.

Sperminator? I guess you swallow. What's wrong is women sleeping with random guys, don't take it out on me for returning the immoral favor. We can't help our cravings, women are making us like this! Damn right. Go back to Utah.

Thanks for your comment SomeKindaHate. I would definitely pay to see local women getting banged. That way I can pretend it was me and then sleep with their friends... TAG TEAM!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Sexual said:
But it's so hard to remember their faces... it's hard to keep track of these women! I want to remember my youth and party at the same time. Wuz a irresponsible bruddaman like me to do.

Sperminator? I guess you swallow. What's wrong is women sleeping with random guys, don't take it out on me for returning the immoral favor. We can't help our cravings, women are making us like this! Damn right. Go back to Utah.

Thanks for your comment SomeKindaHate. I would definitely pay to see local women getting banged. That way I can pretend it was me and then sleep with their friends... TAG TEAM!
Say NNOOO to wh@res!!!!!
 

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It's a wacky scheme that simply can't fail!






Unless some drunk frat boy tells one of the girls and they call the cops or her brother cuts your balls off. But I say go for it anyway!
 

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Immoral? I think not.
I do..

If you want a way to remember her face, then get a picture with her or something, if its a ONS why do you care?
 

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http://www.poynter.org/content/content_view.asp?id=86432
In Florida, the consent of all parties involved in a recorded conversation must be granted.
http://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes...Search_String=electronic&URL=CH0934/Sec03.HTM

The Florida law covers "wire, oral, and electronic" communication. The Fed law governs conversations as well. I am not a lawyer yet, but I can only wonder if you would not run afoul of the law if your recorder did not have audio. Everyone has a right to video tape their own home for security reasons. But you can't secretly record conversations without consent. So ask a licensed attorney to know for sure, but you may be legal if your tape has no audio.

As a side note, if you sold the tape for money, then the girl might have a claim for some of the money, but that is separate from the criminal law issue.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Sounds the plot of some lame-ass B-list movie. Are you serious?
 
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