"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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lordson

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^^^

hehehehe Tamatoes sounds like my kinda guy

i to also masturbate reguraly and have sex reguarly

if i dont get sex that partucualry day i will get very rabidly horny and then i get extremely annoyed at my gf, and that makes me feel bad, being annoyed at her for not giving it up

so i have to go home, have a bat, and then my annoyance at her goes away and i can resume my daily life.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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young_gun said:
I hate masturbating. After I shoot, I get REALLY down. I've noticed this about myself. I work out all the time, and I talk to girls everywhere I go when I haven't whacked it for at least a week.

However, it's the exact opposite when I've just whacked it. I don't talk to girls anywhere, I can't make eye contact with anyone, my voice squeaks, I don't feel like playing my guitar, and I just feel uncomfortable with myself. (Kinda like the guys I've been hanging out with my whole life :-\ ) Which is why I masturbate as little as possible.
I experience the exact same deal. Amen to change.:box:
 

young_gun

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To each his own. I feel better when I don't do it that often, so I don't do it that often. Once in a while is fine.
 

Rollo Tomassi

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BuckwildSantos said:
Guys, i have never wanked MYSELF (and not someone else.. I've only BEEN wanked, by girls that is) in my entire life.. not even when i was 11 12 or 13 or wtf..

beat that.

I'm sorry to hear that,..

so how DID you lose your hands anyway?

;)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Although there is this theory that watching porn means that you start idolising women
It depends on the porn. Maybe you should stop watching those dominatrix movies ;)
 

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Girls expect you to watch porn.

A few days ago a few girls raided my dorm room. The first thing they said when they came in was, "I'm gonna search your computer for porn!"

I was so surprised they said that, but I kept it cool and replied, "You don't have to search, I admit there is porn."

Their reply was insane, "Then play some for us."
 
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