Porn is Retarded

[PrinceBeavis]

You know, there was a time when pornography was about sex.....F**king and sucking, etc....things bouncing, women moaning....wah-wah guitar....all that...you know, SEX.


What is porn today? Women spitting in men's mouths...men wearing the woman's underwear...women sitting on the man's face...women blowing up balloons....women putting on makeup......women making faces to the camera.......women eating cake....close-ups of the woman's mouth, as she eats cake......woman spitting chewed up cake into the man's mouth.....woman smashing cake with her feet...women sitting on cake...men eating smashed cake off of women's feet.....woman sitting on tiny toy soldiers.....women trimming her toenails.....women who only want the man to give them money....women who run over toy trucks with their cars....women pressing the pedals of their car.....

:crazy:

 

[HandyAndy]

uhhh, idk what kinda porn you watch but.....your weird.

 

[PrinceBeavis]

That's my point....why would I want to watch some broad chewing fig newtons?:crackup:

 

[Dilberto]

Log-off the web, and find yourself some warm gash......chumley.

 

[PrinceBeavis]

Yep.

 

[speakeasy]

****, then you don't want to see Japanese porn. I mean they do sh*t in Japanese porn that could be used to gather confessions in Guantanamo.

 

[The Sperminator]

I think you watch weird ass porn.

 

[joekerr31]

we're living in the era of the 'brat'

adults are acting like bratty teenagers more and more every day. porn is a great example of that.

women sticking baseball bats up their p*ssy and cussing worse than a trucker is the norm now.

 

[Warboss Alex]

What is porn today? Women spitting in men's mouths...men wearing the woman's underwear...women sitting on the man's face...women blowing up balloons....women putting on makeup......women making faces to the camera.......women eating cake....close-ups of the woman's mouth, as she eats cake......woman spitting chewed up cake into the man's mouth.....woman smashing cake with her feet...women sitting on cake...men eating smashed cake off of women's feet.....woman sitting on tiny toy soldiers.....women trimming her toenails.....women who only want the man to give them money....women who run over toy trucks with their cars....women pressing the pedals of their car.....

are you sure you're not watching Desperate Housewives?

 

[Bvbidd]

Uh, What the fvck are you watching buddy?

 

[Bible_Belt]

mmmm...cake....

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

mmmm,...toenails,..

 

[smooth guy]

mmmm,...toenails,..

:rockon:

 

[lordson]

what the fuk porn are you watching??

i dont think you should generalize on the basis of a small number of experiences

sure there is some weird ass porn out there, like a women masturbating a man with her feet. who the fuk wants to watch that??

but the vast, VAST majority of it is good old regular porn

 

[mpimpin]

wow you must be watching things like "two women, one cup"...if you haven't seen it don't look it up...heed my warning

 

[Nighthawk]

The older you get, the more perverted you get. Give it a few years and vanilla porn will be boring and you'll realise nothing gets your **** harder than when a woman steps on a rake while dressed as an aardvark or whatever.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

you'll realise nothing gets your **** harder than when a woman steps on a rake while dressed as an aardvark or whatever.

LMAO. :crackup:

You win today's prize.

Stop watching porn. There's nothing wrong with it in moderation, but you'll never learn to get the real thing if you're snapping the raddish all the time.

 

[skirtChaser]

dude you got ripped off!........that's not porn its your family videos at your last family reunion youj couldn't attend, your imbread cousin stole those from your grand mother and sold them to you.

 

[penkitten]

heres the problem that i face with porn:
choosing between the titles to find a good one.

first you gotta pick what kind of porn you want:
lighter flair.... nah thats some showtime crap
hardcore... click

then a list of 40 titles comes to the screen and reads like this :
buttsex girls
latina girls
latina buttsex girls 3
threesomes
barely legal #22
desperate milfs
men on men action
etc


so you pick the flick called threesomes, thinking it will be one thing and then it is totally gross... 2 old fat hairy guys doing some young chick ... disturbing...

go to find another flick....
and then another one ....
and before you realize it... you have wasted about 38 bucks and they were all yuck films...

whatever happened to porn with good looking people ?
who took away my cheesy story lines?
when did they stop playing bow chicka bow wow and just start playing tropical sounds?

maybe i am picky, and maybe i have ruined porn at my house, but i want my money's worth

 

[bigjohnson]

when did they stop playing bow chicka bow wow ....

I wish I could rep you on that one.