"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Popsicle Problems

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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yeah my GF had that problem last night eating a choclate fudge popsicle
 

Ken785

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HookEm' said:
You know when you eating a popsicle/fudgesicle and then you have to do something with two hands? But you can't just set it down?

:mad: I HATE THAT FEELING :mad:
Hopefully you're not saying this metaphorically and admitting to us that you're gay...:nono:
 
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Whoa, bro. This just got all weird up in here. Take this metaphor over to the "Out of the closet" forums.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Might want to take this over to Speer's threads. He loves d!ck and he's got a pretty face.

You're welcome!
 
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