"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Popping Wood In Public

Anomalous

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Popping wood in public: What to do

Ok guys, so we all know that this will increase time reaction for boners. Well what do you guys to when you pop wood in public, school, church, etc.?

What I Learned:

1) If you concentrate on holding your breath, your little friend will go down quick. Exhale all your air, then try to hold it there without inhaling. Let go right before your about to turn blue and try again. This was the fastest result.

2) As soon as a get wood, if im standing: i'll get up next to a table (smash it against there), chair, etc. Or if im with some girls and they are just touching me and im getting big, then i'll jog/walk away NOT HOLDING MY DIK (if noone is in front of you, then they can't see it, so just pump arms normaly)

3) If im sitting: I go into keggles.

4) If your on a dancefloor or somewhere where there is no way out: First if im not wearing a long shirt or hoody-like shirt that you can put your hands in to hold your dic from the pockets, then im stuck with a short but pimping shirt. You could wear baggy pants so you can pull your buckle down to lil Jon.

This is what you do, after the girl leaves you, or you leave her with your dic out, put your hand in your pants, and grab the side of your dic and pull it throws your pocket. If this causes problems (can't reach it or its too obvious), then grab your boxers (if your wearing boxer-briefs then your dic won't stick out as much) really tight and pull towards pocket. When you do this then: If your dic is on the right side of your pants, then lean back on your left leg. This will let your right leg be bent so it causes more of a loose/baggy waist for you hiding your dic.

Walk away slowly/quickly depending on how many people are looking or in your path.

If your working the girl, and she feels it, YOUR IN. Girls love it when they know they can turn a guy on.

I can't think of anymore, HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS? WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO?


whyshy
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Vanilla

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This always works for me.

Think about slicing across your peehole like you got a paper cut.

Instant wood kill. :D
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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supajsilver2

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I give myself something that requires full attention in the back of my mind, a random long division problem to do in my head. I get lost in the numbers and the flag comes down.:up:


And Vanilla...ooohh....:nervous:
 

killbill

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I hate when that happens.... I just try to think of something nasty.
 
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