Pope Francis is JESUS CHRIST

[Darth]

Everybody,

I realize how crazy this sounds, but listen to me please if you want to live!

Pope Francis, also known as Jorge, is JESUS CHRIST COME AGAIN.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/03/23/us-usa-meteor-idUSBRE92M01020130323

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/03/22/meteor-east-coast/2011893/

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs.../dramatic-meteor-streaks-through-evening-sky/

Confess your sins and seek forgiveness from God if you want to be saved! Time is short! PLEASE LISTEN to me!!

 

[Purefilth]

OK. So a Meteor means that the new pope is the re-re-incarnated JC?(re-re- cos he already came back once )


Pray, do tell all about the logic behind this.

Actually - since religion defies all logic and science. Any reasons will do.

 

[SamTheHobit]

Perhaps the antichrist?

 

[switch]

hmm let's see, the vatican is one of the richest and biggest land owners in the world......more than 2/3 of all christians are poor and hungry....

vatican throws out lavish parties for christmas and **** .....african christians die due to lack of sanitation....
pope has a private jet , car and ****...christians in haiti live exposed to the elements

man kills political activists...becomes jesus decades later...seems legit

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

Well, there was that one prophecy that said this pope would be the last.

 

[OzyBoy]

Yes he is. He legally changed his name. :crackup:

 

[Bible_Belt]

I don't trust anyone who tells me that God sent them, but then only goes out in public when covered in a dome of bullet-proof glass

 

[Who Dares Win]

I don't trust anyone who tells me that God sent them, but then only goes out in public when covered in a dome of bullet-proof glass

Religion is not particularly proven to be effective, you still need glasses to protect yourself and bombs to harm others, those zealots terrorists with bombs keep proving how science is superior to religion and how senseless is their vision...as if I could knock out someone with a rolling praying.

Allah will strike the Usa but we better give him a help with explosives so he doesnt get too tired......The pope is protected from the heaven but lets put the bvllettproof glass just in case God has to pick up the phone in that moment.

 

[Vidrio]

hmm let's see, the vatican is one of the richest and biggest land owners in the world......more than 2/3 of all christians are poor and hungry....

vatican throws out lavish parties for christmas and **** .....african christians die due to lack of sanitation....
pope has a private jet , car and ****...christians in haiti live exposed to the elements

man kills political activists...becomes jesus decades later...seems legit

The vast majority of Christians are hypocrites. How can you live in a $200,000+ house with big screen TVs driving expensive cars while millions of people starve to death everyday? Also the large amount of them who fornicate and do drugs but still claim to be Christians. I doubt Jesus would approve.

 

[goundra]

if everyone who has over 10k of net worth, gave EVERYTHING to teh "have nots", the have nots would still be ignorant, poverty stricken, disease ridden, etc, but they'd have MORE kids, count on it! All you can hope to do is PAY their young women enough, say 3k US each, to become sterlized, BEFORE they have any kids. eventually, this policy will eliminate most poverty, but it will take several generations to do so. it is, however, the only hope. sterlization of a female can be done with a needle these days, costs maybe $50 for the actual thing, but another $950 each woman, to get the people and gear into place to administer it. Of course, gotta take her thumbprint, so she can't repeat, of course. Tattooing her is lower tech, but slower, and would get her killed in Muslim and Latin societies. The actual process can be done in an hour, nobody need know that she did it. She'll have to have small gold and silver coins, hide them inside of her pvssy. in some areas, until she can get away from the oppressors.

 

[Fatal Jay]

Everybody,

I realize how crazy this sounds, but listen to me please if you want to live!

Pope Francis, also known as Jorge, is JESUS CHRIST COME AGAIN.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/03/23/us-usa-meteor-idUSBRE92M01020130323

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/03/22/meteor-east-coast/2011893/

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs.../dramatic-meteor-streaks-through-evening-sky/

Confess your sins and seek forgiveness from God if you want to be saved! Time is short! PLEASE LISTEN to me!!

I "PRAY" your joking, the catholic church is the ***** of Babylon that the bible speaks of, this pope is the false prophet who will unite all religions and help the anti-christ