"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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who is Calvin Coolidge?


No googling him either
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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The Antichrist_Star

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Wasn't he a president?

I got nothing else... haha

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yep.


I asked that question to 5 different people and no one of them had a clue, even my mom and her husband.

I thought that was pretty interesting that thre are people who don't even know some of our old presidents.

He was in office RIGHT before the great depression
 

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Originally posted by backbreaker
yep.


I asked that question to 5 different people and no one of them had a clue, even my mom and her husband.

I thought that was pretty interesting that thre are people who don't even know some of our old presidents.

He was in office RIGHT before the great depression
That's intense.

Reminds me of the commercial on MTV when they were getting ready to show a documentary on the Holocaust.

They asked a bunch of random kids if they knew what the Holocaust was, and most of kids either gave wrong answers or had absolutely no clue.

The last kid was the best, "It's history man... we don't need to know about that old ****."

Classy. :)

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Originally posted by backbreaker
He was in office RIGHT before the great depression
Technically hoover was right before the depression, coolidge was his predacessor iirc.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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that's right.. I think Cooldrige was 23-29 or something like that and Hoover was 29-33
 

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Silent Cal....once some skanky ho bet him that she could get him to say more than two words the entire evening and he turned, ***** slapped her, and said "you lose". Then he won the bet and got anal from her. True story, mostly.
 

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lol, it's a true story, execpt they were at a dinner party and he didn't slap her and get anal from her... That would have made him a True DJ though wouldn't it :)
 

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Originally posted by backbreaker
who is Calvin Coolidge?


No googling him either
He was the only president to hail from Vermont. I can't remember which president he was numerically...but I've seen his birthplace in Plymouth, VT.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Coolidge is also on the $100,000 bill. The fact that I know that, and Salmon P. Chase is on the $10,000 bill, is just useless information. But it may help if I make it on Jeopardy one day.


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Originally posted by The Antichrist_Star


The last kid was the best, "It's history man... we don't need to know about that old ****."

Classy. :)

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kids like this are the ones who fvck up the public school system, some one should slap his ass for being so damn stupid
 
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