Poms VS Aussies

[gravstar]

This is for all the poms. We are going to cane your arses in the Cricket. Hehehehehe. Do any of you have any objections?

 

[Lost In Translation]

i used to watch the cricket but it got boring

Australia was always winning

this went on for ages

people stopped watching cricket and going to the game

i don't need to watch the news to see who won. i know we won was the general consensus in my country.

Then the International Cricket Board had a meeting

then Australia lost a game. then a few more games.

I BET THE BASTARDS TOLD THEM TO TAKE IT EASY


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[Not Quite There]

i think you should rename this thread 'poms vs theiving criminal bastards!'

 

[WesCottII]

This is for all the poms. We are going to cane your arses in the Cricket. Hehehehehe. Do any of you have any objections?

I don't. However the English cricket team do. Which is why we gave you a sound thrasing in the second test, not doing badly in the third either.

 

[naoi deag se deag]

Must be the difference in terms in the southern hemisphere. I bet, over there, "kicking our arses" means giving us 283-2 on the first day. That wacky convict English.

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Cricket is a gay sport.

 

[StrangeButTrue]

I get confused as hell whenever someone talks about cricket. Wicket? Thicket? What? 283-2? WTF? And then they throw in baseball terms just to let me think I MIGHT know what they're saying.

 

[WesCottII]

HAHAHAHA

The aussies can't catch!!!! 5 dropped catches!!

 

[gravstar]

Ahh, yes. You americans will never understand cricket, just like I'll never understand baseball. And don't worry us aussies will bowl the rest of you poms out in 10 mins.

 

[WesCottII]

What??

Mcgrath's too old. Gillespe can't bowl for toffee. Warne's on song, but you're bowling katich???

Our boys'll get you in 5 mins.

 

[WesCottII]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

129-5!!

Now who's laughing?

 

[Not Quite There]

thats the thing about these ozzies, theyre too bloody ****y.

we're showing them up like we did in their own country in the rugby world cup final.

 

[TheMainMan]

i think you should rename this thread 'poms vs theiving criminal bastards!'

Or 'poms V convicts'!

Looks like the rain may be saving your skin after we wholloped you in the first innings.

You know that things are changing in our favour.

Jones & Flintoff. Awesome.

Bring it on!

 

[WesCottII]

Chasing down 399 in the second innings? Never been done before.....you better hope you can scrape a draw......


looks like we're going 2-1. Enlgand all the way baby.

 

[Not Quite There]

Originally posted by WesCottII


looks like we're going 2-1. Enlgand all the way baby.

do you think england will win?

its quite a feat to get them all out in 1 day.

if it hadn't of rained, we would be in a better position.

 

[quest]

Originally posted by TheMainMan
Looks like the rain may be saving your skin after we wholloped you in the first innings.

rain in england?

has the earth just gone through a portal to bizarro earth?

no one could have predicted rain in england.

aussie's convicts? think about it. You're in England, theres heaps of rats, grey skys, and whinging. Oh and the plague.

You know that by stealing a loaf of bread you get a free trip to Australia, you get blue skys, beaches, free land and free love.

Criminal or Genius?

 

[CLOONEY]

Originally posted by quest
rain in england?

has the earth just gone through a portal to bizarro earth?

no one could have predicted rain in england.

aussie's convicts? think about it. You're in England, theres heaps of rats, grey skys, and whinging. Oh and the plague.

You know that by stealing a loaf of bread you get a free trip to Australia, you get blue skys, beaches, free land and free love.

Criminal or Genius?

LOL.

In all seriousness though, WTF has happened to Australian cricket? I think too much drinking and cheating on their girlfriends/wives, and not enough practice. We were beaten by Bangladesh for god sakes! That is absolutely disgraceful! Looks like the serious will be all tied up at 1-1-1. 2 left to decide it, and IMHO, Australia will come through. Too much experience and too solid lineup!

 

[Not Quite There]

Originally posted by quest
rain in england?

has the earth just gone through a portal to bizarro earth?

no one could have predicted rain in england.

aussie's convicts? think about it. You're in England, theres heaps of rats, grey skys, and whinging. Oh and the plague.

You know that by stealing a loaf of bread you get a free trip to Australia, you get blue skys, beaches, free land and free love.

Criminal or Genius?

haha, yep

and a 1 in 3 chance of skin cancer.

 

[quest]

Originally posted by Not Quite There
haha, yep

and a 1 in 3 chance of skin cancer.

I'm almost certain i'll die of skin cancer.

Being that i'm from an english background and have fair skin which is freckled.

Does it scare me? no.

I won't be wiped out anytime soon, and i'm actually against medicine saving peoples lives.

Old people live for 20-40 years without being able to work. They need money to live. Where does that money come from? In my country. Taxes.

Not saying these people don't deserve to live. But the world would be smoother if they died of natural causes earlier in life.

 

[cA^]

Come on you Aussies!

faghats england going down today !! Gilly to get put up the order and unleash, ponting to get in form, haydos to dominate