check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
do you want a forum for only polls?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
diablo
Master Don Juan
Just when you thought you'd heard everything... 
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
its a joke! but i guess it is a new idea ay!
diablo
Master Don Juan
lol... don't we already have enough "serious" threads with people repeating their requests for the same forums over and over again without having to have joke threads made too?
Donald Kaufman
Don Juan
Maybe we need a poll about joke threads?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
arg!
Everyone is asking for all there different forums to open.. I mean... wtf? If everyone's requests will be granted, then we would have about 50 options of forums to go to, rather than the few that we have now, which in my opinion is better and has everything that we need. We dont need to make MORE forums and complicate things, they are fine as they are!
Laterz...
Everyone is asking for all there different forums to open.. I mean... wtf? If everyone's requests will be granted, then we would have about 50 options of forums to go to, rather than the few that we have now, which in my opinion is better and has everything that we need. We dont need to make MORE forums and complicate things, they are fine as they are!
Laterz...