"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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poll - kinky chics

super hot chic wants to pee on you, do you let her?

  • yes, pee makes me hap-pee

    Votes: 10 34.5%
  • no way, urine-sane

    Votes: 15 51.7%
  • option 3 is not an option, dont choose it

    Votes: 4 13.8%

  • Total voters
    29

joekerr31

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ok, the hottest chic you've ever been with says she wants to pee on you in the shower, do you let her?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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donjuanjovi

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Nope, no way, absolutely not, not in a million years. I would never let someone pee on me.
 

ER!C L!VE

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Only If it meant that she'd do whatever I asked her to do. I'd let a girl take a dump on my chest if it got me a 3-way with her and her sister.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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SexinEar

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Hot chicks taking a piss is a huge fetish for a lot. Fuk yea she can pee on me in the shower. The dump part is a absolute no, no matter what the other end of the deal is.
 

Vincent

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Ok this thread is beyond stupid, but I laughed at Urine-sane.

I must be 5 or something...
 
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