"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Poll: Can White Men Score In Nigeria ???

Yes or No: can whitey get any in Africa?


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Down Low

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:moon: OK folks here's the deal. Some JackAss wants to know if whitey's d1ck is too small to get anything but some good laughs in Africa.

Yes or No. What do you think?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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floydb25

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I approve of this thread. :crackup:

But there's STILL no damn poll. ****-teasing and messing with my emotions, and ****. :cry:

Edit: looks like you added one. Sneaky and subtle. Mmmmmhmmmm....
 

Naughty Ninja

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I don't know if they could score. But I can tell you their credit score would take a pretty serious hit should a Nigerian get ahold of their information.

I'd say the true test would be to sign up for Match.com. There are loads of Nigerians looking to "score" with men of every ethnic background on there. Just send them some money with your banking info for their sick mother "my love".
 

Fatal Jay

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1.thread title made me laugh

2.op screen name made me laugh harder
 
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