Polarising and masculine lines

[anonymous12345]

Let’s share our best lines for OLD/chatting that are polarising, masculine, confident and c0cky & funny. Here’s are some:

• You tryna friend-zone me already?
• I’m in charge of you now
• Are you ready?
• You got a dorky nose, but you’re cute in it
• What's your favourite place to be kissed?

 

[RickPound]

• Good girl

 

[Hamurabimbi]

‘You are a naughty little girl, aren’t you.’

 

[Hamurabimbi]

Avoid saying stuff like that.

Why?

 

[anonymous12345]

Cringe overload. You're not funny saying any of that, you're not negging her, if you gotta think about "clever lines who will make you stand out" you're doomed to fail.

What do you say instead? Feel free to give examples.

 

[CBear]

I'm feeling second-hand embrassment reading the op

 

[BaronOfHair]

"Come here" is both succinct and remarkably effective

 

[anonymous12345]

I'm feeling second-hand embrassment reading the op

Post your excellence.

 

[CBear]

Post your excellence.

Don't need to. Your op has no context. Just a bunch of random lines that come off really odd. I knew a guy like this, he had some (what he thought were) clever lines saved up in his head, because he couldn't ever naturally come up with anything on the spot. He also set time limits for how long he can talk to girls so that he could leave a lasting effect on them. He thought everything about dating or OLD was a math equation. This guy was a psychopath and women were actually weirded out by him because of these tendencies. Don't have lines saved up. I just saved you time and headaches from thinking too much about it. You're welcome.

 

[Hamurabimbi]

‘You are a naughty little girl, aren’t you.’

Disregard. I misread.
I don’t use humor or sarcasm on OLD.

 

[anonymous12345]

Don't need to. Your op has no context. Just a bunch of random lines that come off really odd. I knew a guy like this, he had some (what he thought were) clever lines saved up in his head, because he couldn't ever naturally come up with anything on the spot. He also set time limits for how long he can talk to girls so that he could leave a lasting effect on them. He thought everything about dating or OLD was a math equation. This guy was a psychopath and women were actually weirded out by him because of these tendencies. Don't have lines saved up. I just saved you time and headaches from thinking too much about it. You're welcome.

Well, just because some lines were posted doesn't necessarily imply I use them is some mechanical manner, as the guy you describe. I do reflect over what I say, and I think there are better and worse such, and simply listing examples works great for reflection, rather than than generic, vague ways (such as "just neg").