"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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POF Master 45 Y.O. Virgin Ninja is BACK on the attack!

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For all you POF/ OKCupid studs I'd suggest asking Bukowski Merit, Espi, and Incognito42 for what they do on POF for replies etc.

Mix and match, tweak your own stuff, intros, profiles etc. ESPECIALLY PICS. And find what works for you. If nothing works but offline. Then do that. Simple.

Better yet, there needs to be one thread for the online stuff. A compilation of Espi, Incognito42, and Bukowski Merits tips for POF/ OkCupid.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Pardner said:
:rolleyes:

You wore out your welcome here by trolling, go away.
Did I huwt you wittle net feewings? No wonder some of you dudes have constant problems with chicks. LOL
 

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NinjaMaster said:
Did I huwt you wittle net feewings? No wonder some of you dudes have constant problems with chicks. LOL

LOL No. I just read some of the idiotic posts you made to others on here wasting your time. 3 posts in and already trolling, nice life you must have. Keep it up.
 

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Pardner said:
LOL No. I just read some of the idiotic posts you made to others on here wasting your time. 3 posts in and already trolling, nice life you must have. Keep it up.
I do have a nice life. And thanks. I will. =)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Welcome back Ninjaman. :D

Try not to get banned this time.

Btw, how is the 24 year-old chick? :D
 

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ChrisFloyd said:
Welcome back Ninjaman. :D

Try not to get banned this time.

Btw, how is the 24 year-old chick? :D

Try not to? I wanted to get banned. Hahahaha

24 Y.O? She dumped me for a younger guy. =(

LMAO. Nah we've been dating for moths. She's pushing hard for us to be a couple.

She's a cool chick. If things work out. Fine. If they don't? No problemo. So far all is good and I've been busy as hell. Going out, vacations, friends, the chick, family etc.

Stopped by and saw Incognito42 posted and haven't spoken to that dude in a minute.

What's been going on with you?
 
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