"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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POF attention wh0re wanted me friendzoned!

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Ya'll ain't gonna believe this sh*t!

I had a girl talk to me online who supposedly found me attractive and messaged me first. I responded some 5 hours later. She then said she wanted to Skype, I was cool with it, but she later mentioned that she had her boyfriend as well who would also be in on the chat. This girl then told me that she was looking for a nice looking and easy going man to have some fun with. (This was in the course of 5 messages, 3 from her, 2 from me.)

Sorry, not putting up with any female bulls**t.

I told her that I know she was saying that she just wanted to be friends and that I wanted more than that.

Of course her parting blow (not her lips on my dik) was the classic online female line: You're handsome. Good luck with your search! Then I blocked her, knowing that actions speak louder than empty-ass words.

Damn! Now women friendzone you before getting offline! She wouldn't say this sh*t if I were Brad Pitt!

Moral of the story?

Moral of the story?

Take your pick.
 
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Maybe he wanted to watch (or film) you banging his girl. People are into weird stuff haha
 
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Title says: Lets meet up laugh and fall in love...

Relationship Status: Divorced...

Athletic body type?

First chat is with her boyfriend!!! and downgrades love to fun?

"I am baggage/drama free and am looking to meet a guy in the same situation." Except for the dude pounding his meat in the corner of the room of course.

I have never seen a profile so completely FOS...

If I was standing in front of her i'd smack her on the mouth for wasting my time.

Some old hag like that needs to come to my place, blow me and make me a farking sammich.
 
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GS750 said:
Maybe he wanted to watch (or film) you banging his girl. People are into weird stuff haha
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People are into weird stuff, yes.

The first part? I'll believe that on June 31st.
 
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Dude that girl is ugly as fvck! Why are you even bothering?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Sofomore said:
Dude that girl is ugly as fvck! Why are you even bothering?
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Says you. But I just gave her a chance, and she blew it. I only give women ONE STRIKE. If I'm to give a second strike, it's gonna take a lot of reason and more.

I know I can do better, and I made that clear to her. I also don't put up with female bulls**t, especially in the beginning. If a b**ch is gonna be complicated in the beginning, how much of an uphill battle am I gonna have to fight just to get a first date, if that even happens?
 
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nismo did you tell her, "I'm sorry princess, but I don't mess with chicks that are in other castles."
 
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nismo did you tell her, "I'm sorry princess, but I don't mess with chicks that are in other castles."
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I thought you were gonna tell me that my princess was in another castle!

I did tell her that I have enough friends. Why go after something that's gonna end badly? Playing candy crush for 10 hours straight would be more fun.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Now she has her profile deleted! Guess she got married!
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lol. you have to be one weak, retarded fvck to marry a 50 yo physically unattractive woman like that.

Poor fvcking guy. Oh well that's his choice.
 
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nismo-4 said:
Now she has her profile deleted! Guess she got married!
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I'll bet she got told to screw off... maybe a couple times. You don't make a profile like that then want something completely different when you actually speak to a person. Chick was FOS...

Had some POF female today without a picture ask me if I was interested. I told her that while love may not be based on appearance. Attraction is, and I was not feeling very attracted to her. Also told her it was pretty unfair to try and do something like that on an online dating site and that is says something about her character. Probably a hideous sloth beast anyways, you know that stuff never works out for the better...
 
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