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Master Don Juan
I need a poem for a school presentation. You guys know any goods one? Probably prefer one that embodies the dj spirit.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
poems...for a presentation
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
Shut yo mouth up ho
Or else I will pimp slap ya
Now get in the car
Or else I will pimp slap ya
Now get in the car
ManiacJack
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LOL mate, are you telling me you are prepared to stand up in the middle of class and sing about how you are seducing women? Lol if that is the case you must be pretty ballsy. I could never do that, mostly because I do it to a lot of girls in my class XD I'd never let 'em catch on to what I am doing 
Unless you mean just using one that makes you sound confident and gets laughs?
Unless you mean just using one that makes you sound confident and gets laughs?
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't care what you say,
Because your mom was good too.
Violets are blue,
I don't care what you say,
Because your mom was good too.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
yeah, I'm going to stand up in my class. Live life to the fullest, no regrets. It has to be 12 verses long though. Any subject will do as long as it sounds good.