"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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PLZ HELP urgent guys in eed help

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blurTehDos

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guys!

i need help ok so i was in phisicz and this hottie she sits next to me right she prolly bout oh i dont know hmm what is she OH i'd say A MILLION ON THE 1-10 SCALE

so newayz were talkin yesteday

and i say hey have u herd of any parties 2night? just like that right

so she says yah i have i heard this guy is having people over. maybe youll just have to call me and SEE WHERE I AM TONIGHT.

okay so i wasn't missing the hint! i got her #### lol u want it? ok

okay so then i went wif my boy n-double dizzo and we go to this tournament of cards thing. so after a while im out my boy T-Plice is out and hes like hey, want 2 go to a party.

AIGHT YEAH. then ir emember i got HB1010000000000000's # right.

but i dont want to call her cause there's a guy there who was goin to this party. so were like hey is it a pahty? he say naw it just a bunch of juniorz hanging around.

oh snap. so i dont call HB!()!00000000000001 and i dont go to the party 'cause its just a get together and i dont like to crash those knaamean?

so neway i found out just 30 minutes ago IT WAS A PARTY.

AND SHE WAS THERE.


djs have i ruined my chances!? what can i do now! i should have hit her tight oh my god 14 yr old ass but id idnt! what next??
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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nebudy can hlep me! plz

im going to this thing in a little while i fink she might be there. what shuld i do how should i atc what shouidl is ay.
 

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Okey m4n, I gotz it1

Fo sho she wnts you man, cn i have her noumber ples?

I try to be pimpin butt i'm too ugly. It be my moms fault and her herpes all ova ma face yo.

Shizzle my nizzle!
 

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I talk to my best man yo, and fo sho he know hs shiznit.

He says you walks up to her in class yo, and you pull your junk out and ejaculate on her pack ya?

He be sayin that if u get some in her hair, she like you more. When she be turnin' round you gotta be grabbin her pajongas man. Eevery1 be thinkin you so pimp man! He tellin you for extra pts you hav to dry your gun on her shirt okay?

good luckzz to yo!
 
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blurTehDos

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thx for advice!!!

nemore? i need help bad plz i have to leave soon
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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PiHiPlaya

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I have some advice.

Die In a Fire.

Next speak english, next hit on someone that's not 3 years younger than you. Next she's not that hot, next read the bible.

PS. If this is a joke, you're not funny.
 

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This ain't no jokes yo! This be serius. I be reding the bible and shizzle and talkin to my hommies and this be what they be sayin.
 

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I just lost alot of braincells.
 

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Originally posted by blurTehDos
guys!

i need help ok so i was in phisicz and this hottie she sits next to me right she prolly bout oh i dont know hmm what is she OH i'd say A MILLION ON THE 1-10 SCALE

so newayz were talkin yesteday

and i say hey have u herd of any parties 2night? just like that right

so she says yah i have i heard this guy is having people over. maybe youll just have to call me and SEE WHERE I AM TONIGHT.

okay so i wasn't missing the hint! i got her #### lol u want it? ok

okay so then i went wif my boy n-double dizzo and we go to this tournament of cards thing. so after a while im out my boy T-Plice is out and hes like hey, want 2 go to a party.

AIGHT YEAH. then ir emember i got HB1010000000000000's # right.

but i dont want to call her cause there's a guy there who was goin to this party. so were like hey is it a pahty? he say naw it just a bunch of juniorz hanging around.

oh snap. so i dont call HB!()!00000000000001 and i dont go to the party 'cause its just a get together and i dont like to crash those knaamean?

so neway i found out just 30 minutes ago IT WAS A PARTY.

AND SHE WAS THERE.


djs have i ruined my chances!? what can i do now! i should have hit her tight oh my god 14 yr old ass but id idnt! what next??
*waves the WTF flag*
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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blurTehDos/blurr whichever one you prefer to be named as. One really good way to get girls is to develop a proper sence of humour and not waste everyones time just cause you aint got anything better to do. You might as well either kill yourself or lock yourself in a very deep chamber that is unaccesible by anyone else and just think to yourself what it would be like to be a proper man.
 

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Originally posted by MarcP
blurTehDos/blurr whichever one you prefer to be named as. One really good way to get girls is to develop a proper sence of humour and not waste everyones time just cause you aint got anything better to do. You might as well either kill yourself or lock yourself in a very deep chamber that is unaccesible by anyone else and just think to yourself what it would be like to be a proper man.
Don't be crashin on a brotha's shizzle man. We be given some p i m p advice and if you ain't given none, than shutt your whole!

And ma man blurtehdos is not me.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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