"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Plot by four women leaves unfaithful man bound, humiliated and, uh, glued

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Captain Harlock

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Can't say I feel sorry for him because he cheated on his wife.
 

Hughman

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Well, if the woman he cheated with is anything to go by, his wife must be hideous.

An idiot for getting caught, but could you imagine the uproar that would have happened if say, a cheating woman was gagged by 3 men, and had her t*ts super-glued together?

Sure, these women are going down for kidnap and sexual assault, but how much time are they going to get, really?

At least he's not going to get fleeced in the divorce courts thanks to his wife's stupidity.
 

comic_relief

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*sighs* "Wow... women are crazy and dumb as hell sometimes."

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