Plentyoffish now allows you to sent Voice mail messages to girls.

[Poonani Maker]

Soon there will probably be video. Half these girls on there scare the crap out of me though.

 

[Poonani Maker]

Help me with my profile description below..

Must cook clean and work 50 hours a week, so I can lay on the couch watching sports of all kinds. Then once the day is over must be willing to rub my back among other things. On the weekends you must be willing to supply me and my friends with beer and if need be on Sundays drive to Cheyenne because they sell liquor on Sundays. Oh yeah must be in the mood at all times, because I have a very high sex drive. Then must leave me alone cause after our five minutes I must fall asleep. Please if you must talk call someone else, I don't really even want to pretend to listen. I know you have like some fifty thousand words per day but try to get them all out before you get home. And whatever you do please be kind enough to put the toilet seat back up I would hate to see you have to clean up a mess after working so hard all day. Oh yeah I almost forgot I don't have a car so if you could either buy me one I'd appreciate it.

 

[Booblepook]

Help me make a more than average looking picture.

 

[Poonani Maker]

Ok, I changed it..

Hi I am a male whos currently in college and works full time. My interests include hiking, camping, working on cars, going to auto races, playing pool, swimming, working out, hanging out with my friends, but also dont mind relaxing with a good book or movie. I am an open minded, very driven, likes to have fun, laid back man who knows what he wants out of life and cant wait to get my goals accomplished. I am looking for someone whos laid back, open to new adventures, knows what they want, likes to have fun, has goals, and is honest.

 

[lookyoung]

Personally from my limited experience with this website its a fvcking joke. Its a haven for single moms and fat brauds. I don't recommend this site to noone.

 

[Bonhomme]

And what dating site isn't, lookyoung?

And I bet the women say it's a haven for commitmentophobes, ugly guys who can't write a coherent sentence, and poor losers.

 

[lookyoung]

And what dating site isn't, lookyoung?

And I bet the women say it's a haven for commitmentophobes, ugly guys who can't write a coherent sentence, and poor losers.

I have had good luck in worldsingles.com. These are websites with ethnic girls such as Greek, iranian, Albanian, italian, and other nationalities. I have only tried those 2 sites and have done great on Worldsingles.com. I have been a member for about 18 months and have gotten dates with probably 15-20 different girls. The girls ranged from HB5-HB9 and only 1 was overweight. Some had ugly faces but most of them had nice bodies.

Take a look at it if you live in the states and if your nationality is available on there. It has worked great for me

 

[Bonhomme]

And they're in the USA, not foreign nationals posting pics of models, and trying to get you to wire them money to "travel to finally meet you"?

Those kind can be fun to toy with for a bit. Gets amusing when they start to get pisssed off after you call their bluff a few times, but eventually loses its novelty.

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I've also considered replying to one of those Nigerian scams, and using a closed bank account, with an address from which I've long since moved. I mean, what would they do? Run to the cops?

 

[6-heads lewis]

Ive used the site in the past. Its a waste of time tho, most convos lead nowhere. Women are just lonely and looking for company, we just want to hurry up and meet for sex. They know their in control and drag out the small talk. I currently have a profile on the site, listen to this:

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headline: angry loner getting angrier
interests: none

i dont do much these days, been drinking more, hanging around, playing nintendo.im kind of a loner. racked up some pretty bad gabmlnig debts, whod a thunk poker could be so complicated? anyway if theres a chick who likes to drink and watch duckman we shoul;d hang out at my house. i like playing with butts, like sexual farting and butt smleling. i wouldnt mind have my chest dumped on. im not very picky plz msg me

it would be preferable if you have some experience wityhj online poker or are a good at picking football wuinners.

david tua is the champ. yo mama aint sh!t

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I often get letters telling me how funny my 'joke' profile is, when in fact it's a fairly accurate description of my life.

 

[6-heads lewis]

Personally from my limited experience with this website its a fvcking joke. Its a haven for single moms and fat brauds. I don't recommend this site to noone.

yup. I talked to some fat girl who was incredibly stuck-up and picky, despite looking a human bowling ball. She bragged about how some hung black guys fukd her anal, I dunno what it is with blacks and fat ugly white women.

 

[wolf116]

Ive used the site in the past. Its a waste of time tho, most convos lead nowhere. Women are just lonely and looking for company, we just want to hurry up and meet for sex. They know their in control and drag out the small talk. I currently have a profile on the site, listen to this:

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headline: angry loner getting angrier
interests: none

i dont do much these days, been drinking more, hanging around, playing nintendo.im kind of a loner. racked up some pretty bad gabmlnig debts, whod a thunk poker could be so complicated? anyway if theres a chick who likes to drink and watch duckman we shoul;d hang out at my house. i like playing with butts, like sexual farting and butt smleling. i wouldnt mind have my chest dumped on. im not very picky plz msg me

it would be preferable if you have some experience wityhj online poker or are a good at picking football wuinners.

david tua is the champ. yo mama aint sh!t

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I often get letters telling me how funny my 'joke' profile is, when in fact it's a fairly accurate description of my life.

hahaha!

 

[fresh_to_death]

I dunno what it is with blacks and fat ugly white women.

The world may never know.

I know I shouldn't have, but I lol'd.