Plenty of Fish new message testing.

[Naughty Ninja]

I'm tweaking a few new messages and going to see what the reactions are from chicks on POF. Usually the dumbest 'cutesy' sh1t they respond to.

If anyone feels like using them or tweaking them for themselves feel free. (I have a few raunchy ones that depending on how good you look they work. Especially if you look great in your pics and are cut up.)

Let me know what you POF slvts think. One that works like a charm is (Do not use if in Florida) A SS poster is killing it there with this one:

My roommate came into the room while I was looking at your profile and told me that if I didn’t message you, she would.

Now, she’s straight, so that’s probably an empty threat but she does have an eye for pretty chicks so I’m totally going to trust my mom’s judgment on this one.

Let me know if she’s correct or else I swear to sweet baby Jesus I’m going to fulfill my promise of shipping her off to the “resting” home...It's up to you to be a super heroine and save mom or else: Jello time for my mommy...and a side order of strained peas and carrots..




Another one that's been having pretty good success:

I would make you my 100% Goddess wifey. Seriously. We'd get married, then you'd divorce me for some ridiculous reason. But at least I'd be divorced from a 100% heavenly blessed beauty and back online at ungodly hours running the same B.S schtick on the next chick...unless I could just possibly be the pig of your dreams? :angel:

The newer copy and paste messages I'm tweaking. (Remember chicks love the corny cutesy sh1t.)


Ok so I need your help here. I adopted a puppy from the local pound this week and the dude who volunteered there told me he was a ‘special’ puppy. He said the little fellow had a unique trick of being able to tell if a person is worth getting to know. The dude told me the puppy would bark once if the person wasn’t worth it but twice if they were. Now I thought the story was cute and all, but dismissed it and adopted him anyway. I decided to try this online dating for the hell of it and came across your profile with Nitz. (I call my newly adopted puppy Nitz. I don’t know why he just looks like a little friggin Nitz. Hahaha) Anyway for the hell of it I decided to ask Nitz what he thought about your profile…and God as my witness he barked TWICE. Let me know if Nitz is correct or I swear on my lifetime gym membership I’m going to ship him back to the pound and sue the pants off them for false advertising! =)



Raunchy (Will test shortly):

I never thought it would be possible but your profile and not your pictures gave me a massive erection. Let me know if I might possibly be the pig of your dreams. (I come with full satisfaction guaranteed or your orgasm back.) :angel: ;P

 

[cablecow15]

Haha , gold

I use this from time to time



You + me. One night baby, one night of fireworks. Just untamed, unbridled, unadulterated lust. Pure sensuality. Raw emotion brought back
to its most primal element. Bodies merging, souls crying, concentrated ecstasy. Streams of of sweat, rivers of raunch, oceans of omniscient
orgasmic awareness. A message to the man, a statement sanctifying our distilled spark of potent vitality. A night of candid, carnal disclosure.
A night of pure bliss.

 

[SgtSplacker]

When I search POF it's usually the same girls I see over and over again. Aren't you running out of test subjects!?