Plenty of B!tches

[Scaramouche]

Dear All,
So we are back on Internet Dating again......As usual Jophil is on the Money with his mind picture of some fat old tart in her fluffy slippers,curlers in her blue rinsed hair,rolling out of the cot,coffee in one hand gasper in the other ready to get her morning preen....Bit like the wicked Witch in the Fairy tale..."Mirror,mirror on the Wall...."but if you are Street wise,amongst all the dross there are a few gems,and look if you have several pools in which you spread your net,you only need one at a time...an example,48 year Old Chinese,artist struggling on a Student Stipend and temporary Visa,about a 7 looks wise but a 9 Body wise....So after a few Mails about Art and some other interests she has,I invite her down to an Art Exhibition,easy as falling off a log so a really horny weekend had by all....Its all about picking the right ones and then playing to their needs.

 

[acw]

Bro...don't even waste your time with Internet dating. I have gotten lucky with it a few times but....for the most part...they are a waste. The last batch of dates i went on were...lessons in deceitful advertising.

The chicks show up weighing about 40 lbs more than their Main Website Photo.....LOL....THEN when you meet them....they expect you to pay for the date....(i felt sorry for a couple of them so i flipped for a glass of wine).

No more for me....What a Fu#king joke.....not to mention the BS competition. There's about 100 nerds for every chick....lol. I mean i didn't have too much trouble getting a date but...i definately do better with the face to face action...

Besides...the type of chicks i like...don't do internet dating....

Best way to meet girls is face-to-face....

 

[Scaramouche]

xxx

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Soylent Green,
No don't die mate,we need your thoughtful posts....Jophils post on his friends success is food for thought......So you cant be a half Colonel and me?well the only photo I have of my army Days is as a Private,standing by a Field Gun and Limber bogged in a Paddy Field,naked to the Chest covered in Mud that some US Marines had thoughtfully sprayed me with going past cheering in their jeep ******So No Soylent Green You cant be a Field Marshall but you can be a retired Pan Am Pilot with a Liking for Poetry "Shall I pen you a Quatrain" Subtle hints at indecent wealth such as trading,or filling in your time renovating a Prewar Biplane,that you are going around Australia in"Would love the Company of a thoughtful Woman"plenty of pictures of your plane in the Library....Or you could like doing up old Bentleys or Mercs a visit to a Classic Car Meet will soon have a photo of you at the Wheel of your Pvssy Bait,or bonnet up you bent over,smiling up at the Camera screw driver in hand(Tee Hee)....Or Maybe The Wavy Ocean?well what about your Ocean going Schooner,twin Chrysler Marines with a Volvo Auxiliary, on which you hope to find a crew to cook for you and provide company while you cruise the Pacific?.....Less said the better,let them build the Dream....Of Course The Aircraft is undergoing an Engine Rebuild,the Car is being resprayed and the Boat is currently in dry dock having its hull scraped....It's all a joke,why let it be on you?