"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Please teach me how to smile.

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MikeViper said:
I'm starting to think that the search button is there for no reason.
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I'm starting to think thats all you ever answer with. I mean, everytime I turn around I got you answering about searching for the answer to some obscure question. News Flash: people are lazy (myself included) and this site has way to much sh!t to go through, to just go searching for one particular thing!
 
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While you wouldn't catch me dead defending Viper, I can't help but notice the incredible depth of stupidity in your post, Valley.

Anonymous internet forum or not, try to help people find faith in Humanity instead of losing it thanks to posts like yours.
 
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dannowillbookem said:
you were less irritable when you had facial hair.
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Well, the stubble is starting to grow back so I already feel better... lol

It still looks stupid and I'm still pissed.. lol
 
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