"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Please share your experience about New Years Eve celebration with your date\gf\wife

Æquitas

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Im looking forward to spend some time with my current date on New Years Eve, but not sure what to do.

I really want to know your last experience with your date or girlfriend or wife. What did you do on last year or any year on New Years Eve. If it was great experience or bad experience, please share them all. And I dont need to know all the details (if, you know, you did stuff on the bed, too much info then :) )

Hope to read and learn something from all of you out there!
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hooked up with some random drunk chick, had fun. Asked her on a date a week afterwards, she hardly recognized who I was.

Go easy on the booze folks.
 

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I need more replies...And this post was on 2nd page so...
 

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HEy

I HAD THE WORST NEWYEARS EVER LAST YEAR WITH MY EX. We went to this banquet hall, got drunk, and argued the whole time. After leaving the place I almost got into a fistfight with cabdriver. And I spent 200 dollars on tickets. When I confronted her about this, she said she didn't want to be with me because I acted like a psycho. Well that is when I knw that I had to get out of the relationship.

In relationships it doesn't matter what you do. Don't go out blowing the money. Because a girl that truly cares for you would have fun with you having a glass of wine at home. Don't het caught up on that stuff.:eek:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Cod3r

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I think the underlying theme is... get boozed up...

I went out with a female friend got boozed up and ended up fighting my best friend because he asked for her number. She confronted me about it, I started calling her a 'beeitch' and a 'cuunt' and aired out all of her personal information in front of about 200 strangers....

She threw my 600$ cashmere jacket down a sewage drain and phoned some 6'7 guys whom I only vaguely remember as an intimidating shadow and he threateaned to end my life if I continued to disrespect this girl. She left with him while I was shivering in the door-frame of some closed down store...

Not to go too deep into details, but ended up being picked up by the cops and spent the rest of my night in a nice warm jail cell :rockon:


Gotta love New Years... I gotta top that this year !


-Cod3r
 

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It seems like getting drunk doesn't work out well in your situations.

I wasn't planning to get drunk anyway, unless I get carried away and drink me senseless

Any happy ending stories at all? :confused:
 

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before another bump by Equitas for a useless thread that no one is interested in, I'll add my .02 cents in an effort to take it to another level.

Give your g/f a couple roofies and have the time of your life with her when she is unconscious. She'll thank you for not taking her to another dull overrated new years party.
 

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MacAvoy said:
before another bump by Equitas for a useless thread that no one is interested in, I'll add my .02 cents in an effort to take it to another level.

Give your g/f a couple roofies and have the time of your life with her when she is unconscious. She'll thank you for not taking her to another dull overrated new years party.
:D :crackup: :D :crackup: :D :crackup: :D :crackup:

That's a cheap thought, adding just two percent of a penny.:crackup:

Anyway-- don't reccomend roofies to these guys. They might take you seriously, and then you're an accomplice before the fact . . .


-E.Nigma
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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MacAvoy said:
before another bump by Equitas for a useless thread that no one is interested in, I'll add my .02 cents in an effort to take it to another level.

Give your g/f a couple roofies and have the time of your life with her when she is unconscious. She'll thank you for not taking her to another dull overrated new years party.
haha, very funny...But you shouldn't underestimate so called newbie like me. Dont let that Master DJ title get over your head, mister smartass.

And MisterNigma, look my age...It did not say 14 or something low like that. Gullible is not something I consider myself.
 
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