"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Please let me show you my penis
- Thread starter Scrumtulescence
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Chillisauce
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I pass.. unless your a chick in which case i uh.. still pass..
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
Oh c'mon. You know you wanna touch it too.Originally posted by Chillisauce
I pass.. unless your a chick in which case i uh.. still pass..
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
Don't worry. It's just a music video (no nudity). Kinda funny actually.
I think it's a parody of David Banner - Play actually.
I think it's a parody of David Banner - Play actually.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
It's a paraody of the Ying Yang Twins' godawful Whisper song.Originally posted by thederekeffect1
Don't worry. It's just a music video (no nudity). Kinda funny actually.
I think it's a parody of David Banner - Play actually.
http://www.musicremedy.com/audio/2667
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
Yeah. That's why it sounded familiar.Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
It's a paraody of the Ying Yang Twins' godawful Whisper song.
http://www.musicremedy.com/audio/2667
qweretyuiopas
Master Don Juan
Damn the link didnt work
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
Your stupid
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
It works for me.Originally posted by qweretyuiopas
Damn the link didnt work
My stupid indeed.Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
Your stupid