PLEASE I need help, ex-gf smokes because of me

[Desdinova]

We agreed that neither of us would eat at KFC after we broke up!

Why not burn down all the KFCs in the city? Then she won't be able to eat at them.

 

[NewMan]

You broke up with her over 2 yrs ago - and she started smoking 3 weeks ago.

Somewhere in there the math does not make sense.

She's only now developed the habit?

Give me a fvcking break will ya.

Stop being AFC. Stop digging for excuses to someone who's weak willed.

Stop blaming yourself for sh#t that you had no involvement in.

And while your at it - get yourself a new crew of friends.

If they choose your girlfriend over you - then you need to lose them quickly.

If you left your friends so she could be friends with them - then you need a labotomy.

Start reading the bible.

Get control over yourself and your life.

Stop blaming yourself - it's ok to be selfish.

 

[Dee-Zy]

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I think the pain of losing me caused one of my exes to start eating KFC every day. And I mean, that stuff isn't good for you. Think about what her arteries will look like in 25-30 years. Not to mention her cholesterol. She could die of a heart attack someday, and it will be all my fault. Jesus, how can I work past the agonizing guilt?

Please guys, tell me -- do you think I should call her and beg her to stop eating at KFC? I feel so betrayed! We agreed that neither of us would eat at KFC after we broke up! How could she do this!? Maybe I should call all of our friends and have an intervention! What do you think?

That is too mean. hilarious, but mean nonetheless.

Somebody should close this thread. It's obvious he is exactly like his ex.

No matter what we say, he is already determined to not listen and just pursue what he has in mind. The exact thing she is going through.

Not even this realization will make him understand that. Let's stop wasting time and close the thread.

You can only bring the horse to the river. You can't make him drink.

 

[Pugsley_f5]

Heres your solution, READ THE F*ING DJ BIBLE!!!!!
if you have already read the MFer AGAIN!!!


Got a bad case of Hemmeroids (man I butched that spelling)? Want the solution? READ THE BIBLE

Mom on your case about the stains on your sheets she has to wash? Solution? READ THE BIBLE

Sweating like Mike Tyson Taking an SAT test when you approach a girl? Solution? Get Over it, do it some more, AND READ THE BIBLE!

You want to know if she likes you? Solution? READ THE BIBLE



EVERY PROBLEM YOU HAVE.....the Solution is to READ THE BIBLE FIRST!!! And then ask questions if they are still not answered!!!


Man I feel like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, and instead of saying "For me to poop on!!" after every line, I have to say "READ THE BIBLE!!!!"


Pugs

 

[DJHoolahoop]

You know what I really CAN'T stand? Guys who think they own their gfs/exgfs. Seriously man it's her choice, she wants to kill herself then fine go for it. Sure it's probably the worst habit one can have outside of habitual drug usage and binge drinking, but in all fairness that's not your decision to make.

You two are broken up, she smokes because she chose to. Not cuz you put the cigarette in her mouth and lit it. All you realistically can do is offer your concern and utmost care for her wellbeing. In no way can you have the power to make her quit, that's her decision.

 

[DJ Hawtness]

Stop caring about your ex girlfriend, you're wasting time. If those are your friends, tell her to get her own, it isn't right for you to be left out because she wants to take part of your life away.

Stop talking to her on the phone, get used to life beyond.

 

[Gravyboat]

Please guys, tell me -- do you think I should call her and beg her to stop eating at KFC? I feel so betrayed!

There's only one thing you can do.

You have to dress up like Colonel Sanders. Then, she will want to bang you again, and she won't need to eat KFC every day.

Make sure to teabag her mashed potatoes first, or perhaps slather some gravy on your dong. This will attract her further.

Good luck.

 

[lYlasTer]

damn this post was from like 5 months ago. Well ex-gf got a new bf, and her new bf made her quit smoking. My friends apologized to me after 4 months of us not speaking to each other. I consider myself a DJ now, this is old news.

 

[CLOONEY]

Meh.

 

[optimist prime]

Besides the wanting to control the smoking thing being wierd enough, I'm not getting the friends situation. To me its pretty odd that your 5 friends would just start "hanging" around with some girl 24/7. I mean, I just cant see my friends and I doing something like that, especailly if it was one of our friends ex's. Strange. How much can 5 guys and some girl have in common to hang around each other that much if they are bf-gf?

Not gettin it.

 

[KinkyMan]

oh god im not exactally Mr. Don Juan yet, but god damn .... you knew what advice you would get from that post and they are right




sidenote:

have i lost my mind to think that smoking is a great way to see if girls are really into me?

yea im just addicted to it and im making up crazy excuses, god damn

 

[PRMoon]

mmmmmm cigarettes, mmmmmm KFC, Nothing better in life then smoking with chicken!!! I think i'm gonna by a pack o silvers and then get a three piece!

 

[christz]

i don't like any girls that smoke and the ones i'm friends with know better than to light up around me, i'll snatch it outta there mouth and flick it away.

however makeing THIS much of a deal over it? is insane, i care yes but what they do on there own time away from me i can't and will not control lol

get over it, she smokes let her if she's around you and lights up take it outta her mouth and do what i do. otherwise OH WELL