PLEASE HELP! How do I Close on a Religious Fanatic ? HELP !!

[MindNsoul]

PLEASE HELP! How do I Close on this one ? HELP !!

I met this HB8.5, this chick is hot, take my word on this one. She looks like a young Venessa Williams about 5'4 120lbs tonned body and dresses really classy.

She comes from an ultra conservative background and at the age of 22 has only had one serious relationship.

I've been playing it really cool. Even though I tried to do some DJ sh!t like keeping the phone conversations down to under 10 minutes this chick will not let me off the phone. She clearly loves to talk to me about her life. Half the time I'm sitting there watching TV just going "umhum, yea ! I understand and I see"..

I tried to set up a date with her for Teusday and she said she couldn't, so then I tried for Thursday but she said "lets get together on Monday" .. I'm like wo!!

So clearly this chick is feeling me like crazy or she is one of those undecisive confused chicks that always start like a off hot flame and gets cool quick. (you MDJs should understand and know those kinds)

Like I said she a APPEARS to be good girl, She doesn't go clubing, partying or any of that stuff, and part of her short term expectations and goals are to be married in the next 3 - 5 years. But I think part of the immage she's giving me is a FRAUD

My problem is:
The girl seems to be feeling me too quickly (this DJ sh!t really works) to the point where I'm almost in dissbelief and skepticaly suspicious, but needless to say I still see those tits and that ass and I know I want some.

I hold my own with woman and get my fair share. But I honest usualy don't have much luck with these goody goody kinds of girls simply because I tend to loose patience quickly if 3 weeks go buy and I don't at least inspect the puzzy with my fingers.

So my question is this:

Should I be so 'suspiciously skeptical' of her quick afections?

Should I continue to use the DJ methods to get control of her mind even though it's no longer necessary in this case?

But most importantly what is the best method to get these panties off?

Only true DJ's should be responding to this post please!!

 

[Craig Reeves]

Hmm...

Well it seems to me that the only reason you want to be with this girl is just to screw her.

Look, it's never a good idea to go after a girl just because you'd like to have sex with her. The reason why is because of what you are going through right now...

You saw this girl, you thought she was hot, so you hooked up and now you're not happy because you didn't even think for a second that she might not be the girl for you. Now your own conscience is getting to you (or it should be, anyway) because you do not want to ditch this girl and find someone who is more on your train of thought.

 

[Walden]

yeah I know I'm not a "true" DJ

Man , you're asking a pretty high price from this girl for what will be (for you) a mediocre lay that will take you sh*tloads of effort.

Find yourself some skank who'se gagging for it and you'll be doing each other a favour.

 

[DJZ]

I wouldn't try to get her in the sack either. If she has strong beliefs then that should be respected.

 

[MetalFortress]

Agreed with Walden and DJZ ...

 

[akindofblue]

Dude, she's not a fanatic. She's dedicated, and it doesn't sound as if she's done so irrationally. Do yourself a favor and look up what "fanatic" actually means.

But even if you did see this girl as a "fanatic," you've already revealed that you have very little respect for her outside of the physical draw. Go do yourself another favor and find someone who is looking for no more than a physical thing or to whom you feel a stronger bond.

 

[Mr. Latte]

Dude, if you want to get some, look elsewhere. Don't try and talk this girl into something she's gonna regret. That won't make you a DJ, it makes you a disgrace. Respect the girl's religious beliefs, if nothing else.

 

[MindNsoul]

You guys are looking at this the wrong way..

Maybe I forgot to include aditional information.


1. She's not a virgin.
2. She's very flirty like crazy to the point of teasing.
3. As a DJ in training I knew not to bring up the subject of sex during our conversations so who do you think broght it up?
4. She's very judgemental of others

And last but not least, I'm not quite sure if I'm buy into her whole act because I think she's looking for a husband, so she's learned to pitch the right immage to get what she wants.

I'm a pretty respectfull guy, TRUST ME I would never disrespect her beliefs and conviction if I thought there were 100% genuine. But I think she's one of those that's been abused by a few guys in her past and is trying some new shoes to sell the package.

 

[JustDoItAlways]

All chicks go through a wild phase, whether they are religious or not. (I'm tempted to say especially if they are religious, but sometimes the wild phase for religious ones is a little tamer than for others.)

At 22, she hasn't her's yet. It sounds like she's ready to do it now. Sometimes when they wait till later in life, like 22, it can be particularly wild.

You can be that guy that reaps the benefits of the beginning of her wild phase.

But you won't be the last. She will want to sow her wild oats with other guys too before she finally decides to settle down.

So, have some fun with it. Forget about the marriage talk until she's 26.

 

[MindNsoul]

Originally posted by JustDoItAlways
All chicks go through a wild phase, whether they are religious or not. (I'm tempted to say especially if they are religious, but sometimes the wild phase for religious ones is a little tamer than for others.)

At 22, she hasn't her's yet. It sounds like she's ready to do it now. Sometimes when they wait till later in life, like 22, it can be particularly wild.

You can be that guy that reaps the benefits of the beginning of her wild phase.

But you won't be the last. She will want to sow her wild oats with other guys too before she finally decides to settle down.

So, have some fun with it. Forget about the marriage talk until she's 26.

Thanks JustdoIt.... ..Now here goes a truly wise DJ speaking !!

I figured it was something along those lines... Cause from my experience also most girls do go throug a wild phase.. and he wishy washy story tells me she's bottling it all up inside.

 

[MetalFortress]

Originally posted by MindNsoul
You guys are looking at this the wrong way..

Maybe I forgot to include aditional information.


1. She's not a virgin.
2. She's very flirty like crazy to the point of teasing.
3. As a DJ in training I knew not to bring up the subject of sex during our conversations so who do you think broght it up?
4. She's very judgemental of others

Duh, you forgot ALL of that information. Next time give all the info, because it changes a LOT.

 

[xblitz44x]

First I would tell her that you like to masturbate to the bible. When chicks find out that you hold sex and the church so close in your mind she'll realize that you'll never have sex with her without having the Great Lord in your mind.

Nah...seriously:

This chick likes you because she likes YOU. Not because she likes your tricks, or your "DJ stuff". She likes YOU. I would give credit to yourself before you go any further. If she picks up on any of these stupid games she's going to ditch you IN SPITE of how much she likes you. So be real with her. GASSP: yep...be real. You're probably not going to fvck this girl if the image she's projecting is the real thing, but at the same time she probably likes you because you're a symbol of rebellion and escape of what she was trained to believe all of her life.

I would push slowly, and constantly during each encounter. Everytime you're hooking up with her, try to take it a step further. If she stops you, that's ok....respect that and get her as horney as you can given the "boundries". The next time, go a little further. If she stops you at the SAME place as last time, give her a talk.

"Listen, I like you a lot ok. I don't know where these feelings are coming from; but they are there. And it kinda makes me nervous. I only get physical with women that I truely care about. To me, it's a way to show you, physically, how you make me feel emotionally. And it really makes me upset that you don't care about me enough to share the same physical things that I'm ready to share with you. If you don't have the same feelings then I understand. But this is something that I value, and if you feel the same way then I think we should let things happen and enjoy what we were blessed with."

This isn't going to cause her "IL" to "increase". But it might just be her ticket to feeling ok about being physical with you. In fact, if there IS a ticket for breaking bible-freaks. This is it. Ok so maybe that speach wasn't 100% real but if you want to fvck her, soon...you won't do it by taking it slow..

-Blitz