CornbreadFed
Master Don Juan
My dream is to have a movie about Hernando Cortez or Mungo Park lol, help me make this dream come true by supporting this.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Please go watch the Napoleon movie
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My dream is to have a movie about Hernando Cortez or Mungo Park lol, help me make this dream come true by supporting this.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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It seems like Napoleon should be voiced with a French accent. It might otherwise be a great movie, but if you can't buy into the main character, then it's impossible for the movie to work. Contrast this with the actor's TREMENDOUS job as Arthur "Joker" Blenk.
CornbreadFed
Master Don Juan
its a movie lol