"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Please.......ban women from this site

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the only thing that women do on this don juan site is seek attention with their "advice", and they speak their own opinions about the advice offered here when it comes to actually getting women (in other words, they tell the men here their thoughts, and we all know that what women THINK does not matter, its what they FEEL.....but when these *****es type their thoughts, they arent typing what they feel)

and yes, this applies to like the 1 or 2 chicks here who just feel like constantly posting.......go join a goddamn womans forum, there is no room for women on a site that is dedicated to seducing women!!!

YOU AND YOUR POSTS ONLY CONFUSE THE AFCS THAT ARE TRYING TO LEARN ABOUT SEDUCTION, SO KINDLY **** OFF
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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if you can't handle a handful of girls on a website, how will you ever learn to handle a woman in real life?
talk about being whiny....
 

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penkitten said:
if you can't handle a handful of girls on a website, how will you ever learn to handle a woman in real life?
talk about being whiny....

Well for one, he won't ever argue with one! LOL! And he will be sure to fvck ones brains out instead, and make her cvm.

Not even saying that this is totally bad advice here, but still, lol...

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women need to be banned from this site, this is NOT a site for women, and that Iggi idiot needs to shut her trap, she cant give advice to men on how to deal with women, it defeats the purpose of this site!!

#2 - NEVER ARGUE WITH A GIRL

you cant win arguments........the best win is to shut your mouth, walk away, get her all hot and bothered cuz u are "ignoring" her, and then fvck her brains out and make her feel how much you "love" her from how hard you make her cvm
 

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why did he make a flamebait thread to argue with all four of us ladies while he says he says not to argue with them? so wishy washy...
 

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penkitten said:
why did he make a flamebait thread to argue with all four of us ladies while he says he says not to argue with them? so wishy washy...
Well you know you can't ever listen to what a man SAYS.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I'm pretty sure the OP has already been banned several times. Maybe the OP is a woman.
 

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penkitten said:
if you can't handle a handful of girls on a website, how will you ever learn to handle a woman in real life?
talk about being whiny....
This is true. Unless of course you dont plan on "handling" women.
 

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to be quite honest, i dont understand why women are on this site... unless they are here to learn about the male psyche, listening to a woman's point of view on a relationship is utterly pointless...

it always boils down to: "you should apologize and buy her flowers".. but guess what... the more you give, the less you recieve.. and that my friends is FACT.
 
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sav said:
to be quite honest, i dont understand why women are on this site... unless they are here to learn about the male psyche, listening to a woman's point of view on a relationship is utterly pointless...

it always boils down to: "you should apologize and buy her flowers".. but guess what... the more you give, the less you recieve.. and that my friends is FACT.

Well I can understand it.. There have been many guys on here asking for the female so suave site.. Why would us guys want to see that?
 

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This happens every couple of months. Some guy signs up, is here bearly a month and decides to jump up on his little soap box and shout:

I AM A MAN! I HAVE A PENIS! BAN ALL THE STUPID GIRLS!


As long as we abide by the rules of this site, there is no reason to ban us. You don't have to follow our advice, nor read our postings. You may put us on "Ignore" if we annoy you so much.

Merry Christmas anyway......
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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My Name is Nobody said:
Well I can understand it.. There have been many guys on here asking for the female so suave site.. Why would us guys want to see that?

like i said, if they wanna learn about our psyche then i understand it.. as i assume some guys on this forum would wanna learn about the female psyche...

i do believe that the latter is impossible as girls are far less predictable then guys.. and they play many more games... and are illogical...

other then that, i still dont understand it... maybe the females get kicks reading about our issues?
 
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WaterTiger said:
This happens every couple of months. Some guy signs up, is here bearly a month and decides to jump up on his little soap box and shout:

I AM A MAN! I HAVE A PENIS! BAN ALL THE STUPID GIRLS!


As long as we abide by the rules of this site, there is no reason to ban us. You don't have to follow our advice, nor read our postings. You may put us on "Ignore" if we annoy you so much.

Merry Christmas anyway......
He is not new. Pretty sure is old username was Skip x1000 and he has been banned about a hundred times LOL. Talk about ironic.

I'm waiting for the first SOSUAVE couple to be announced.. come on ladies I know you want to hook up with one of us.. it would be a great story!
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
He is not new. Pretty sure is old username was Skip x1000 and he has been banned about a hundred times LOL. Talk about ironic.

I'm waiting for the first SOSUAVE couple to be announced.. come on ladies I know you want to hook up with one of us.. it would be a great story!
would we wanna hook up with them is the better question ;)
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
I'm waiting for the first SOSUAVE couple to be announced.. come on ladies I know you want to hook up with one of us.. it would be a great story!
You must not know that Penkitten is married to Gio Casanovi or a or whatever. They met here. And got married. Woo ha!

Gio used to be a mod.
 

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What's wrong with women on this site? They'll do one of two things, either give good advice that helps, or give bad advice and just reinforce everything you're taught here. If you're reading the bible, getting out in the field, and learning like your supposed to, it shouldn't be a problem because you'll know the difference. Personally, I don't have a problem with them, I actually like the female members of this board. Picture them as nude models, for you to use as a reference of the female form as you learn to draw the DJ mindset on to your consciousness. (Sorry Gio :D)

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but guess what... the more you give, the less you recieve.. and that my friends is FACT.
This not a fact. EVERYTHING in the universe is relative! Think about it this way. Jesus gave a lot to his followers, but he was captivating, and gave from a confident and respectful position. True he was crucified, but those that he gave to appreciated him! Now think about Michael Jackson. He gives a lot too, BUT he is perverse, and gives from a needy, creepy, supplicating position. Those he gave to sued him and got restraining orders.

It doesn't matter if you fake it, women will eventually see what position your coming from through your actions because you will slip if you're not balanced on the ball! When you do give, if you've displayed DJ qualities and acted in a DJ manner up to that point, they will welcome it and give back to you; if you've displayed AFC qualities and acted in an AFC manner up to hat point, they will be repelled and give nothing back. See, it's all relative! :D
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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iqqi said:
You must not know that Penkitten is married to Gio Casanovi or a or whatever. They met here. And got married. Woo ha!

Are you hitting on me? How about we have a little chat sometime? ;)
 

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Epic said:
This not a fact. EVERYTHING in the universe is relative! Think about it this way. Jesus gave a lot to his followers, but he was captivating, and gave from a confident and respectful position. True he was crucified, but those that he gave to appreciated him! Now think about Michael Jackson. He gives a lot too, BUT he is perverse, and gives from a needy, creepy, supplicating position. Those he gave to sued him and got restraining orders.

It doesn't matter if you fake it, women will eventually see what position your coming from through your actions because you will slip if you're not balanced on the ball! When you do give, if you've displayed DJ qualities and acted in a DJ manner up to that point, they will welcome it and give back to you; if you've displayed AFC qualities and acted in an AFC manner up to hat point, they will be repelled and give nothing back. See, it's all relative! :D

im just speaking from observations and my own experiences.... are you? ;)
 

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I know some of this is hard to believe but everyone has rights.

Doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman. I know some of you are biased.

But everyone has rights. And you have to deal with that. Even if you are a conservative.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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