"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Pleaaaaaaaaseeee hellllllllppp!!!!!!!

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She is coming over and wants me to tell her what we are going to do.

It's our first meeting since we exchange feelings...but I have seen her 3 times before....

The last time she sat on my lap...that's a bonus, right?


Please let me know...watch a movie, do some art work, or just go straight to banging her...lol
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Take her on an adventure. The world is your oyster. Go for a walk and don't tell her were you are taking her.

The best things in life are free. And yes **** her.
 
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Your going to fail because you are PANICKING over such a basic thing.

when she arrives - kiss on cheek and hug if it feels comfortable. otherwise just smile and invite her in.

create some small talk - 'hows things' normally works better than 'how are you doing'.

after a bit, ask, what did you fancy doing? we could do then suggest a few things and see what she seems excited about.

cant you take her out for a drink or are you too young like??
 
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Done deal! I got LAID! 3 hours couldn't nut...she came 3 times. I hope that's a good thing. Women are the weirdest creatures. Believe me.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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909pua

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razpaz said:
She is coming over and wants me to tell her what we are going to do.

It's our first meeting since we exchange feelings...but I have seen her 3 times before....

The last time she sat on my lap...that's a bonus, right?


Please let me know...watch a movie, do some art work, or just go straight to banging her...lol
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if she sat on your lap, home run is inevitable dude if you do some KINO the right way!
 
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909pua said:
if she sat on your lap, home run is inevitable dude if you do some KINO the right way!
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Correct. Sitting on your lap, putting their leg over your leg = SHE IS GIVING YOU A CLEAR SIGNAL TO ACT AND WON'T OBJECT TO WHAT YOU DO! DO IT!

Last time I had a girl put her leg over mine I took the hint that she was hot and ready, stopped talking and kissed her 10 seconds after. Them sitting on your lap/putting their leg over yours is their way of saying "shut up and kiss me you damn fool." I wish more girls would cut the bs and do this sort of thing and give us a clear signal to act.
 
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f283000 said:
Correct. Sitting on your lap, putting their leg over your leg = SHE IS GIVING YOU A CLEAR SIGNAL TO ACT AND WON'T OBJECT TO WHAT YOU DO! DO IT!

Last time I had a girl put her leg over mine I took the hint that she was hot and ready, stopped talking and kissed her 10 seconds after. Them sitting on your lap/putting their leg over yours is their way of saying "shut up and kiss me you damn fool." I wish more girls would cut the bs and do this sort of thing and give us a clear signal to act.
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well they wont give you a clear signal till they know for sure that they are SUPER comfortable with you and that whatever they do, they are not ashamed of what you think...if they do that action (ex. putting leg over you)....

basically you are right, when they do stuff like this, they are givng you a clear signal that their A$$ is yours....
 
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Will you admit that you really didnt need us for anything, except tell you to quit being a pvssy, and go for it?
 
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rubbing her thighs (act like it's involuntary & natural) as you neck with her... they cant resist that
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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She came back for more...with food...lol. I'm loving this ****!...she came 2 times this time...me? No nutting for me....well hung super strong...lol. Now I'm gonna need to nut...lol.
 
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