"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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You can play ps4 games on ps5 but with better framerate.

For Good games it depends on what genre you like, You can check out Demon Souls and Devil May Cry 5 special edition.

 

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You can play ps4 games on ps5 but with better framerate.

For Good games it depends on what genre you like, You can check out Demon Souls and Devil May Cry 5 special edition.

Are they exclusively PS5? Figure games made for PS5 would be better
 

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I don't have PS but really want to. Is it worth buying PS5 or PS4 is ok?
 

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You boys need to get on some Madden
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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You boys need to get on some Madden
I was actually curious about sports games.. Is the Madden the same version for PS4 as PS5?

Any exclusive PS5 sports games?
 

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I've had mine since April. Bought myself the disc version so I could keep playing my old PS4 stuff.
It's a console in it's infancy, the developers have no real idea how to get the best of the hardware yet.
I only have a couple of PS5 specific titles so far but I'm still pretty much still addicted to Grand Theft
Auto online. I'd expect games like Gran Turismo 7 and eventually GTA6 when it materialises to really
show what the console is capable of. Although it's a PS5 release I'm really looking forward to and have
pre ordered the GTA Trilogy disc version which will drop in Early December. I think 2022 will see the first
eye popping titles. I play mine through a 65" Samsung QLED tv. It's worth mentioning how the awesome
the new controllers are, there's an inbuilt game (Astro's Playroom) which really showcases what the new
controllers can do. Some of these features will really add a new dimension to gameplay if the developers
use them properly. Here's hoping.
 

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I now understand why some of you are on here. The only game worth playing is PSSY.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I've had mine since April. Bought myself the disc version so I could keep playing my old PS4 stuff.
It's a console in it's infancy, the developers have no real idea how to get the best of the hardware yet.
I only have a couple of PS5 specific titles so far but I'm still pretty much still addicted to Grand Theft
Auto online. I'd expect games like Gran Turismo 7 and eventually GTA6 when it materialises to really
show what the console is capable of. Although it's a PS5 release I'm really looking forward to and have
pre ordered the GTA Trilogy disc version which will drop in Early December. I think 2022 will see the first
eye popping titles. I play mine through a 65" Samsung QLED tv. It's worth mentioning how the awesome
the new controllers are, there's an inbuilt game (Astro's Playroom) which really showcases what the new
controllers can do. Some of these features will really add a new dimension to gameplay if the developers
use them properly. Here's hoping.
The disc version is better so you don't waste as much hard disk space and also allows you to sell used games, right?

I thought PS5 Gran Turismo was already out? I know Spider Man and Demon Souls seems to be the titles exclusively for PS5 right?

I love GTA.. but the trilogy you speak of, is that just the older games on PS4? Whatever that one with the character Trevor in it lol

All good my friend. Was just teasing. .Just bought the latest COD Vanguard. What a POS.
Seriously?? The graphics looked disgusting.. surprised not hear it
 
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