Play Fighting

[freefalling]

How do I play fight with a girl? Sometimes I can see that the girl seems to want to, but I freeze up and have no idea what to do. For example if I am sitting on a couch watching TV with a girl what should I do? I'm pretty much clueless so any advice would be helpful.

 

[The Juan and only]

I'd say you should just kind of grapple with her, maybe try and pin her down. I dunno really but any hitting probably isn't a great idea - it's not a time for head rubs, purple nurples and chinese burns, etc ok...some girls might like thta kinda thing but I wouldn't really recommend it.

 

[Captain Popular]

Great things come from this: play fighting is one of my fav things with a gurl.

ok this only works with a girl that is ticklish but give her one poke on the side.........she is gunna jump like a little fish........."ohh im sorry, you had something and i was just trying to get it off for ya, aint i a nice guy?"

"i wont happen again, i mean unless there is something there and ill have to be a man and protect u."

look at her and ask her a question or something, then....poke, "i think i got him this time....no wait and start tickling her...she will slapp and proly try and tickle you back, if she's any fun.......

a good place to tickle them is on the sides and their thighs close to the knee...



you:"so are you ticklish everywhere"
blahh blahh blahh, flirting and what not...if you kinda want to turn this sexual, say something along the lines of:
you: "you know you are gunna have to stop that (tickling a certain spot on you)"
her:"why"
you:"well because that is a spot that stirss up certain emotions that umm....yeah.
you:"i dont think you're that lucky of a girl yet"
you:"maybe one day"

=try not to be too rough with the females because you wanna save the bruising for the sack.
=let her get some tickling in, it will be good for both of yall to be laughing not just her
=this is gunna take those walls down and you'll be able to take advatage of that, she's gunna subconsiously believe that you are so fun because all the laughing that when you all of a sudden stop and look deep into her eyes, she's gunna know.....Give her the best kiss ever and hey dont say i didnt warn you about them bruises man!!!

Good luck
Im Out
Mr. Larry

 

[GropeDope]

All you have to do is choke a b!tch.

Why don't you try play fighting.......with my c*ck?

 

[tigre]

punch her in the face

 

[Soprano]

pillow fights

rubber bands

light sabres

tech 9s

 

[Captain Popular]

Water guns,
water balloons
water ****ing, alwayz fun
playing tag an hide and seek...naked

 

[Way]

LOL

Captain, great post. I'll definitely use the one about being a man and needing to protect her. But I think I liked tigre's response best

I like to say give a random fact that challenges her, like "Hey I was reading National Geographic (I know they wouldn't publish anything like this, but saying Scientific American or anything else more plausible sounds too geeky to me) and did you know that women are on average 86% weaker than men?"

And she'll be like "No way that's bull****"
You "Prove it"
Her "Noo" (generally they wont do anything at this)
You "Alright, whatever spaghetti arms, chicken legs, string bean, flabby, (especially flabby) bones, etc... something funny
Her *omg no he didn't* *hit*


It's also great if you lead up to it with something about how women are more overweight than men, then call her chubby, husky, plump, tubby... this is great especially if she's really really hot.


Hope that helps man, and good luck. If you say almost anything with an air of "I'm so much better than you because.." Or, "You're such a nerd and I probably shouldn't be hanging out with you" She'll hit you & the fun can begin.

*note* do not tickle armpits. most women get creeped out by that. They don't like guys to know they sweat I guess. BUT if you do feel her sweat, make sure you say something about it

 

[Captain Popular]

Great post Way.....haha