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Captain, great post. I'll definitely use the one about being a man and needing to protect her. But I think I liked tigre's response best
I like to say give a random fact that challenges her, like "Hey I was reading National Geographic (I know they wouldn't publish anything like this, but saying Scientific American or anything else more plausible sounds too geeky to me) and did you know that women are on average 86% weaker than men?"
And she'll be like "No way that's bull****"
You "Prove it"
Her "Noo" (generally they wont do anything at this)
You "Alright, whatever spaghetti arms, chicken legs, string bean, flabby, (especially flabby) bones, etc... something funny
Her *omg no he didn't* *hit*
It's also great if you lead up to it with something about how women are more overweight than men, then call her chubby, husky, plump, tubby... this is great especially if she's really really hot.
Hope that helps man, and good luck. If you say almost anything with an air of "I'm so much better than you because.." Or, "You're such a nerd and I probably shouldn't be hanging out with you" She'll hit you & the fun can begin.
*note* do not tickle armpits. most women get creeped out by that. They don't like guys to know they sweat I guess. BUT if you do feel her sweat, make sure you say something about it
