wifehunter
Master Don Juan
A plates' boyfriend in town for christmas. Just saw them together. He did not look happy. Maybe she decided to upgrade!!! Lol!!! We'll see! Wouldn't be surprised!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Plates' boyfriend in town...
- Thread starter wifehunter
- Start date
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
NSX-R
Master Don Juan
I would feel bad for her bf. His gf gets fcked by others and he has no idea about it.
CuddleJunkie
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Weren't you looking for a wife? lol
zekko
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Well, one of the best strategies for finding a woman who is wife material is to spin plates.
CuddleJunkie
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True, I wanted to point out to wifehunter that she obviously is not one. Or maybe he's just flirting with this plate and I missunderstood.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
She does have the characteristics of MANY wives in our society.
CuddleJunkie
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hahaha can't argue with that, you are so right it hurts.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
You guys crack my up!!! This site is completely entertaining!
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
Yes, eggs are in many baskets!!! Yay!