Plate wants to use Botox

[Greasy Pig]

Hey guys, this chick is 36 and looks smoking but she mentioned the other day that she wants to try Botox around her eyes.

Now, I love women with self esteem issues as much as the next man, but I believe you can spot Botox a mile away and it looks stupid. Believe me, she doesn't need it.

I really want to dissuade her from doing it in case she comes out looking like fvcking Quasimodo or something.
What would be the most effective way?
And can Botox actually be undetectable in small doses or is it obvious no matter what?

I was thinking of saying something like: "Oh, I thought only crusty old movie stars and vain rich housewives went out of their way to look ridiculous."

Cheers fellas.

 

[5string]

I think you're on the right track. How about, "Botox is amazing, I hear Joan Rivers uses it all the time and she doesn't look a day over 70."

Joan Rivers looks like an alien from the planet Mepos. She should be confined to Area 51.

 

[SecondHalf]

If she goes to a good doctor and not an amateur, it will only improve her looks.
Just make sure she only does the eyes and not around the mouth or lips!

SH

 

[Boilermaker]

Why do you care ?

 

[Greasy Pig]

Why do you care ?

I was expecting this question and I have to admit I'm growing to like this one a bit more then just a plate.
We've agreed to be exclusive, so I'll be squiring her around town next weekend and am paranoid I'll have my arm around the Elephant Woman.

I think I'll both use the Joan Rivers angle and if unsuccessful, I'll insist she leaves the lips the fvck alone.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear GP,
I agree with you about Botox,but with plates they are ephemeral sprites who come and go,just keep the campers happy....Tell her how lovely she looks and say how flattered you are that she is doing this for you LOL.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

I was expecting this question and I have to admit I'm growing to like this one a bit more then just a plate.
We've agreed to be exclusive, so I'll be squiring her around town next weekend and am paranoid I'll have my arm around the Elephant Woman.

I think I'll both use the Joan Rivers angle and if unsuccessful, I'll insist she leaves the lips the fvck alone.

Forget the snide digs that try to show how clever you are.

Try this instead (since she's not really a plate as you described in your OP), as you're winding down an evening or a conversation:

Oh, BTW, I was thinking about that botox thing.

I like you.

I like us.

I like the way you are.

I like the way we are.

After you get botox, I'm not sure.

Of course, it's up to you. Your life, your body, your decision.

Anyways, gotta go.

Bye.