"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Plate ignored me acting strange

MILLY1985

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plate has been acting strange and been distant etc blah blah u know the routine the thing between us is nearly done been allotmof arguements etc. I haven’t went totally afc but I did txt her saying she was an ignorant bugger yesterday after she never txt me back but updated snapchat but it told her to have fun. I know I ****ed up. Anyhow this is her reply: I have not txt back my options are

A:) walk away/ ghost
B:) reply

What are your thoughts the reply she wrote is pretty ****ty

She wrote: There's a difference between being ignorant and just having time to chill! Haha I will thanks

Obviously she is trying to turn it round on my when she didn’t r

Was thinking about replying

Have the rest of your life to chill how is that for time
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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MILLY1985

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Just to add she txt me at midnight and I replied around lunch time then I sent the txt about her being iggnorant around 8pm so I’ve hardly disturbed her time to chill with 2 txts
 
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