Trainwreck
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and Portugal.
Have any of y'all been to these places before?
Have any of y'all been to these places before?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Planning a Euro vacation, stuck between Poland, Croatia, Istanbul
- Thread starter Trainwreck
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
PeasantPlayer
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Croatia
Mr Wright
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If you're willing to go to some other places, I'd recommend a trip around the Balkans. Serbia, Croatia and maybe Hungary. The girls are unreal, actually friendly and the weather is good.
Poland is okay, you probably want to stick to Krakow.
Poland is okay, you probably want to stick to Krakow.
Von
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Croatia, Portugal for ''hot girl, great beaches, good food and alcohol''
Croatia is where you likely will see the most beautiful beaches and women of Europe and the world.... its a babe fest and party
Portugal will have a bit of that hot beach and girls if you wanna stick to that but you can change to alot of history - food aspect
Istanbul for history, food, and cats (ALOT OF CATS)
Poland - History and capital city
Croatia is where you likely will see the most beautiful beaches and women of Europe and the world.... its a babe fest and party
Portugal will have a bit of that hot beach and girls if you wanna stick to that but you can change to alot of history - food aspect
Istanbul for history, food, and cats (ALOT OF CATS)
Poland - History and capital city
raider87
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What are some good places?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.