Pizza Routine

[pizzaboy]

I thought of this when I was on the way back from getting an XL Meatlover's pizza...

Peacocking: You have a freaking XL pizza in your hands! You will get a crapload of looks.

Opener: *a wtf look* You look really hungry... Well I was supposed to deliver this pizza *pause* but I'll sell you a slice for $5!
If she doesn't play along...
Nevermind my boss would get really mad at me.

Story:
"Hello, I'm pizzaboy"
"LOL pizzaboy?"
"Yeah, everyone calls me pizzaboy because I used to work with my friend at his dad's pizza place when I was 10. We used to go delivering pizzas on our little scooters to nearby places and when they opened the door they would pinch our cheeks and tip us like $10. lol" then follow up with a neg or whatever you want

Tell me what you think and if you want you can field test this for me but give credit to pizzaboy.

- pizzaboy

 

[Soprano]

um are you retarded a meatlovers pizza will not work. chicks always get the veggie pizzas

 

[pizzaboy]

lol fcuk that I'm not eating a veggie pizza! Well all jokes aside what do you think of the routine?

 

[blinkwatt]

Don't set everything up,you will end up frustrating yourself.

 

[pizzaboy]

lol I only do this when I'm hungry. I don't go out of my way to do this lol.

 

[Lust]

I wouldn't be so elaborate with the whole planning of an opener.

Mine are usually:

"Hey, you look bored, and I'm waiting for mates. So you get to be my best friend for the next 5 minutes"

 

[pizzaboy]

Its just how I roll when I get really hungry and buy a XL pizza. lol

 

[Brian McGee]

pizzaboy, you're the worst forum character ever...

 

[pizzaboy]

pizzaboy, you're the worst forum character ever...

thanks. I love you too.

 

[The Sperminator]

How about this just say hey if you suck my **** I'll give you a slice of pizza.