"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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inzone50

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your girlfriend send you a txt at work saying she went grocery shopping with her parents...and that she needs a life...(she is 19 she lives with them when she is back home from university)

Why would she say that? Is that a test to see my reaction?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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BadAssMoFo

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no..it's a cue.

you need to now initiate text-kino, patting her, and while in a cybersexual mindset, you need to then become CF..is she an hb6 or hb3? or what.


we need more information. grocery store..hmm..they sell eggs there...clearly she's thinking about her own..milk...lactation...hmm


clearly she wants to have children..

or it could be a ****-test..hmm..

grocery store..

with parents..hm..

now you need to bust out a story routine on text message, but do it in cyber lingo because she may not understand full words.


also...since she lives with her parents, and says she has no life..it's clearly a sign she wants you to game her mom.
 

BadAssMoFo

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but seriously.


why do you need anyone's approval?

just be like.."woman, get over here" and give her a damn good time
 

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i hope you're joking

if you revert to technique, you're no better than an "AFC"
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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inzone50

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i know being a DJ is a mindset. but there is nothing wrong with technique to up your game. C+F is a technique.
 

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no...it's not being a "DJ"...what do you want to do? spin records all day?


it's being a man.

period.

****y and funny is a technique, but it's only a hollow ritual.

it's like the difference between religion and spirituality.

religion is searching for meaning through tradition and ritual..many times, hollow acts...ie..people misunderstanding their meanings, believing that the act itself is enough to become enlightened, or whatever, etc.


spirituality is searching within yourself, and creating your own path...so that those acts of worship, etc., become extensions of your own belief system..in effect, becoming catered to the person you are.


it's the same between living a real life and one of techniques that only work on insecure, dumbass girls.

becoming a man is infinitely more complex than picking up a woman, and infinitely more attractive than some fake line.


being a real man takes more work, and probably takes longer..but, you will pick up women without even thinking about it.

no longer will you be waiting around like a shark..


you'll be a shark alright, but you won't be headed toward a life wiht women..you'll be headed towards a life of danger..of excitement...a life that a woman would want to share with you.

so, don't confuse technique with success. it's all false...create your own path, and stop thinking women are necessary for happiness..and you'll literally be the master of your life.
 
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