Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game by Pimpin' Ken

[Chamber36]

Has anyone read this book??

I like rule #1: Law 1: Purse First, Ass Last.

"Purse first, ass last" is the motto of pimpin', the very foundation on which pimpin' is built. What separates a pimp from a trick is that a pimp completely flips the game. A trick pays a ho for the *****, but a ho doesn't get to **** a pimp until she pays him. A ho has got to put it in a pimp's pocket like a rocket before pimpin' can begin. It's not about a pimp breaking a ho, it's about a ho breaking herself. Violating this first law will guarantee a pimp a career of troubles and stress. If a woman can try you before she buy you, then, as B.B. King says, "The thrill is gone."

This reminds me of the few girls that have bought me drinks: their attraction never really fades.

 

[backbreaker]

i actually have lol it's a good and very entertaining book.

 

[st_99]

i love how its categorized under: Self Help > Personal Growth in google books. haha

 

[Jariel]

Sounds like something Dr Beard would write.

The name Pimpin' Ken is just hilarious though. Anyone else picturing a middle-aged fat guy with mint condition Star Wars figures in the background?

 

[backbreaker]

pimpin ken is actually a real live pimp. i woul recommend everyone here rea the book. it's a short read, I think i read the entire book in 2 or 3 hours. but it's good and you can see the same principles here, just in more hard core fashion.

 

[WORKEROUTER]

That's a great rule, and it's true too. A lot of girls are tired of the constant flood of weinies they date who try to do everything for them. Make girls do things for you. Don't do it in a ****y or aggressive way, just act like it's normal and the way it should be. You'll be surprised at how many times they oblige and actually like it.