"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Pimple on penis shaft - do I mention it?

SoSerene

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I have a girl coming over soon and I just noticed this morning I have this small red pimple/papule on my shaft. I'm not really concerned about it as I get these every couple of months - they're painless and go away in a few days. The internet says these are not uncommon as pimples can show up on many parts of the body, particularly oily areas (such as the genitals).

It doesn't look horrific or anything but not sure if she'd notice it or not...should I mention it straight up or just continue and only bring it up if she says anything? I'm kind of inexperienced with this kind of thing, not gonna lie.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Bible_Belt

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If it's got a white center, it could be molluscum contagiosum. "Molluscum" means pearl. It's a common pox virus. The white part will pop out like a zit, look like a pearl, and it is the white stuff that is contagious, even to yourself. Razors will spread it around badly. Most people with molluscum sores think they have a pimple or infected hair follicle.
 

HedoRick

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Just tell her you have gential warts. Worked out good for me at Hedo II.
 

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SoSerene said:
I have a girl coming over soon and I just noticed this morning I have this small red pimple/papule on my shaft. I'm not really concerned about it as I get these every couple of months - they're painless and go away in a few days. The internet says these are not uncommon as pimples can show up on many parts of the body, particularly oily areas (such as the genitals).

It doesn't look horrific or anything but not sure if she'd notice it or not...should I mention it straight up or just continue and only bring it up if she says anything? I'm kind of inexperienced with this kind of thing, not gonna lie.

Tell her your d1ck grew it's own cl1t tickler.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Down Low

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Friction blister.
 

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SoSerene said:
I have a girl coming over soon and I just noticed this morning I have this small red pimple/papule on my shaft. I'm not really concerned about it as I get these every couple of months - they're painless and go away in a few days. The internet says these are not uncommon as pimples can show up on many parts of the body, particularly oily areas (such as the genitals).

It doesn't look horrific or anything but not sure if she'd notice it or not...should I mention it straight up or just continue and only bring it up if she says anything? I'm kind of inexperienced with this kind of thing, not gonna lie.
come here my son, let me fix it for you :crackup:

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