"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DankNuggs

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Just thought I'd share a pickup I had on sat. night at a club...Its this simple boys...

I'm on the dancefloor, cutting a little rug, looking for a goodlooking girl to dance with. (Big sausagefest here, I wasn't overly happy, but oh well, guy girl ratios don't matter if you have balls)

So I see one, she's standing off to the side, not dancing, other side of the floor. I give her a little 'come over here' shake/nod of my head. She comes right over and basically starts humping me. Tells me she has been waiting all night to see if she could dance with me. (I hadn't seen her, however I was hammered so...) I had a good laugh at the AFC's in the sausagefest. Got her #, tried to get her to my place (wasn't happening). All in all a good night...

Sometimes you don't realize how little effort you need to put in, just be opportunistic
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Skel

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true that, sometimes its too damn easy

Good job but you shoulda spanked that ass
 
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dcfball

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yeah you really didnt accomplish anything here, no offense bro
 
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Devestator

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Hey, dcf, you have something against clubbing, don't you? Whatever.

Good work, Dank.
 
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