Pickup Lines that Don't Work

[Cancerian]

Another one that I would like to try for fun is something like this:

To a hot chick: "It is said that a woman decides if there is chemistry based upon the first kiss. What do you say, that we skip all of the small talk, and just kiss and see?"

I would think that this should be attempted with complete confidence, inside and out.

 

[DJ_in_making]

Hey everyone is throwing up threads about the wonderful magic trick you can pull, I thought I'd try and lighten things up a little bit.

To those that are hating, I don't know what your problem is, but don't take your frustration out on me

Pick up lines aren't gonna get the whole job done, but if you don't have balls to start a conversation, there's nothing that can help you.

I had a blast last night, don't need to bag every girl you see to have a succesful night.

ok, as long as you made this for comical purposes thats fine.

 

[bilo_11]

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?!

AND for the record, I myself would never use a chat up line unless i felt it absolutely neccessary! Lol

 

[Mental]

you are a dumb ass

Yeah, that pickup line has NEVER worked.

"Hey, baby. You are a dumb ass.":nono:

How about: Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

A friend of mine decided to take a trip to Chicago. My buddy decided to wear a shirt that had the phrase written on it. I told him not to, that he was going to look like an idiot... he wore it anyway.

We were walking on the street toward his brother's apartment after going out. A homeless guy came up to my friend, started laughing about his shirt, going on about how it's the funniest thing he's ever seen, etc.

Then we watch him go up to every woman on the street and loudly yell out the line. Then start laughing maniacally, and point at us.

We'd just act like we didn't understand what he was pointing at. :crackup: and look around. Since they usually couldn't see the shirt, they'd just dismiss him as being crazy. My buddy went to his brother's apartment, and changed his shirt, while I laughed at him.

I never saw that shirt again.