"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Pickup Lines that Don't Work

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Here's a few I tried on about half a dozen girls each yesterday, got some laughs but mostly awkward and terrified stares.

"Excuse me, but you got a really nice mouth," - followed up by "We should talk some more," or "can I get you something to drink?"

"What the **** are you lookin' at?"

"You look a little burnt, let me buy you something to drink"

All in good fun, then I got a few numbers winding down the night like a drunken **** at applebees.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Fortunate_Juan

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BustedKnucks said:
Here's a few I tried on about half a dozen girls each yesterday, got some laughs but mostly awkward and terrified stares.

"Excuse me, but you got a really nice mouth," - followed up by "We should talk some more," or "can I get you something to drink?"

"What the **** are you lookin' at?"

"You look a little burnt, let me buy you something to drink"

All in good fun, then I got a few numbers winding down the night like a drunken **** at applebees.

Im confused... how was any of that DJ stuff?


"You look a little burnt, let me buy you something to drink"
can I get you something to drink
I think that bold part of the statement is loud and clear to the chick(s) you were mackin on.

The whole what the *** are you lookin at thing, chicks don't respond well to a dirty mouth. Now if you had just said "what are you lookin at" with a raised eyebrow and a sly smile I dunno.

That all being said, props for actually going out and talking to these chicks instead of moping around wishing you did, keep it up. But keep in mind that you don't need to buy their attention, act like you are that thing in their life that they are missing. You are on the high ground cuz you are the selector, the hunter, they are the prey.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Just for fun, I always wanted to grab a 12 back of bottles, a box of condoms, go up to the counter that has a hot cashier behind it, set them down and say "So, what are you doin' afterwork?":D
 

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Cancerian said:
Just for fun, I always wanted to grab a 12 back of bottles, a box of condoms, go up to the counter that has a hot cashier behind it, set them down and say "So, what are you doin' afterwork?":D
*heads to local supermarket *
 

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pvf94 said:
*heads to local supermarket *
Very nice.... i might do that today and have my friend stay back and tape it to see the reaction... i might be drunk while doing it too (tonight is my party night).
 
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BustedKnucks said:
Here's a few I tried on about half a dozen girls each yesterday, got some laughs but mostly awkward and terrified stares.

"Excuse me, but you got a really nice mouth," - followed up by "We should talk some more," or "can I get you something to drink?"

"What the **** are you lookin' at?"

"You look a little burnt, let me buy you something to drink"

All in good fun, then I got a few numbers winding down the night like a drunken **** at applebees.

are you serious? you actually thought those would work...
 

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Cancerian said:
Just for fun, I always wanted to grab a 12 back of bottles, a box of condoms, go up to the counter that has a hot cashier behind it, set them down and say "So, what are you doin' afterwork?":D
Made me spray my drink all over my monitor.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Freddy1

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Most pick up lines DONT work.

Its best to stay away from pick up lines altogether.
 

Livinlifehard

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say

"so you left your vacume cleaner at home?"


i just thought of it so if it sucks.... i dont care
 

Freddy1

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(not directed at anyone in particular)
Whats wrong with just going up and starting a normal conversation with a girl?
 

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Freddy1 said:
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Whats wrong with just going up and starting a normal conversation with a girl?

HOLY SHEET. Yes! Go up, say something relevent, it can be as simple as (like I have done in a movie store) have you seen ______ movie? 20 mins of convo later I had a #. Just do it. Play off her words, poke a little fun. Smile. Eyecontact you know the DRILL.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Livinlifehard said:
say

"so you left your vacume cleaner at home?"


i just thought of it so if it sucks.... i dont care
I just thought of this one.

"Hey. Do pickup lines work?"
 

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umm... livinlifehard... that line is the epitome of sucking.

Cancerian--funny sh!t man, I gotta do this.

OP- Those lines sucked major balls. If you're getting nervous, always make sure you have a starter to fall back on, even if it's not that good.

For example if I can't think of ANYTHING ELSE to say (which is rare) I'll say either

1) you look like you're having a good day

or

2) you look like you're having a bad day

it just depends on their expression. While it isn't genius it beats the living hell out of "What the hell are you looking at?"
 

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this one dude i knew in high school told me to use this pickup line on one of our customers, but i never used it: "you look ok, give me your number before I change my mind." I told him I don't think it would work. Later on he told me one of his friends used it and hooked up w/a girl.
 

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I swear this website is slowly regressing everyday...
 

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Hey everyone is throwing up threads about the wonderful magic trick you can pull, I thought I'd try and lighten things up a little bit.

To those that are hating, I don't know what your problem is, but don't take your frustration out on me :)

Pick up lines aren't gonna get the whole job done, but if you don't have balls to start a conversation, there's nothing that can help you.

I had a blast last night, don't need to bag every girl you see to have a succesful night.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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