Picking Up Women in Ancient Times

[Maehnorath]

I posted this in the Don Juan Tips forum, but actually, I think it is better placed here. (Mods, maybe delete the other thread?)

This is a little game that I heard on DeAngelo's Mastery Series. I am curious to see what solutions all of you can come up with. I'll post my (rather silly) one below.

Imagine that you can move back in time thousands of years, to a time before the dawn of civilization. You are standing in a forest, and ahead of you is a clearing, with a beautiful woman standing near the edge of a spring, completely naked.

Imagine how you would approach this woman to seduce her - those are the key words; no raping here. You cannot speak her language (assuming she even has one), except through universally understood body language. Would you know how to create attraction to make this woman want you? Would you know how to make love to her?

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Swing my dong, sniff her butt, then stick it in.

 

[Black_Italian]

I would kill my self because razors wouldnt exist and she would be all hairy.

Ninja out

 

[Bible_Belt]

razors wouldnt exist

If there was some form of society, royalty and the very rich would be able to shave if they chose. Obsidian and glass blades are actually sharper than steel.

But most women would be pretty gross, you're right. The approach might involve a forced bath. Forceful shaving might get messy.

 

[Don Pablo]

But then I can't use my super DJ pickup lines! Back to masturbating I guess.

 

[Hunchback]

1. Point at own crotch.
2. Point at her crotch.
3. Give her the thumbs-up.

****, that tactic's money, I'm gonna use it in clubs.

 

[PoloBlue]

offer her some fresh food brought back from the hunt, like some fish or wild game, etc as payment...then use your hands and use sign language and insert your index finger into your closed fist to simulate sexual intercourse..or point to your crotch and suck on your thumb to show her what you want her to do down there.

 

[brenbaus]

Bend her over the nearest tree, and start thrusting:woo: :woo:

 

[Derek Flint]

Obviously, body language and kino.

No lame opinion openers like "Do you think David Bowie is hot?" or "Who lies more, men or women?"

 

[italostud]

I'd just do my best "bill and ted's excellent adventure" impression.

"Whoooaaaa....this is totally excellent"

"Bummer....there's no cave-babes around"

"Oh gnarly, there's one over there! I'll go check her out"

"Gross, pitt hair, mustache and it looks like she's got buckwheat in a leglock. This chick is totally bogus!"