"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Picking up military chicks? Any tips?

Iggy69

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I'm not military myself, but do work a job where I get to see a lot of young military woman. 99% of the time they are not from the city they are stationed at and was just wondering if there is a different way of gaming them to gain an advantage.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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PapiChulo

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They are very horny. Go after them ad most are looking for hookup and their needs to be taken care off. My friend just went through a basic training with such women.
 

Blackmm

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Go for it, just don't expect any long term commitment since they change assignments all the time.
 

yuppaz

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Don't bother - they are way spoiled for their looks because of the overseas assignments and number of guys hitting on them out there.
 

Bible_Belt

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They are typically HB6-7 at best. If you make one feel sexy, she will screw your brains out.

But beware of the rare military chick who is HB9+. They usually have herpes :eek:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Dust 2 Dust

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yuppaz said:
Don't bother - they are way spoiled for their looks because of the overseas assignments and number of guys hitting on them out there.
Yep, never date a military broad. 90% will cheat once they're overseas and there's no telling what diseases they may bring home.

Wanna know the biggest joke in the military? FEMALE SAILORS! Fokking pathetic boat-ho desk gremlins who have no business on a warship and get promoted for no other reason than looking saucy in a sailor suit.

boat ho- A female in the Navy, most likely below average looking but since she's outnumbered 10 to 1 by men, she gets lots of male attention and puts out to the highest bidder.

These women are usually undesirable under normal circumstances. They satisfy their sexual needs by taking advantage of their sexually deprived ship mates who would normally not have anything to do with them.
 

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I am going to the Marines, hopefully by January 2013 as an officer candidate.

BUMPing this thread as this is sort of relevant to my interests
 
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