"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Picking up girls as a pizza delivery guy?

FreeStyleZ

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I havent visited these boards in what feels like forever. I just wanted to ask a question though. A new job I have as a pizza delivery guy... i run into some hot girls sometimes. Im just curious if anyone had suggestions on possible ways to try and pick them up, or if its even possible seeing how ur wearing a pizza hut uniform. I still look handsome in whatever I wear though so im pretty sure its possible, but anyone have conversation starters which could lead to a pick up? Or how they use this job to their advantage when running into fine girls. I havent actually tried to pick any up yet cuz the thought of a girl actually being interested in a pizza delivery guy just didnt seem real, but i figured if ur game is right, it doesnt mater. Suggestions? Ideas? Convo starters? Pick up techniques here? Thanks.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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waldo

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When you deliver the pizza make small talk if a cutie answers the door, if it looks like a party tell them you'll come over for a slice of the pizza after your shift.

Or if its an all chick party, you could pretend to be a stripper dressed up as a pizza guy:)
 

Capi Crimini

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you could pretend to be a stripper dressed up as a pizza guy
Then you could call up your friends, the indian,cop, and construction worker. lol
 

DJ Alejandro

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hmmm.. first off would be not to be like that "British" guy in the movie, there's something about mary.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Cheiradawg

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The visor, the collared shirt with brand name logoes, the car kit thing, the thick roll of ones for change, and the overall presigue of being a pizza boy get the HB's all hot and bothered.
 

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Ask them if they want some extra sausage on their pizza, then starting motioning to your crotch while air humping.

You will get some, my friend.
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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im sure its possible to do, make sure you don't offend them as you could end up losing your job. You will need a lot of confidence to do it and waldo is right aobut engaging in small talk, also try and be charming, you can not use pick up lines as you are deliviring a pizza, it would seem odd but you could still use basic kino like touching her arm then say you go to go to cary on working before the pizza's get cold, get the number. I have never tried somtihng like this but it could work, just makesure that if the girl hesitates when you are tlaking, don't stick around.

hope ive been a help
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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