"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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picking up girl panty in laundry

afrojiggles

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i dont know if it is just me but where i live a girl, always seems to check whenver am doing my laundy, she pops in her g-strings and what not then am left with the work of when my hour to use the laundy machine comes i check in to find her undies and what not !! i just put them into the drier and out so my Q is, is she doing it intentionally or what the **** is wrong with this *****? she can not list her number but ensures every time i do my laundry am picking up her wild panties, bras:trouble:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Interceptor

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"Hey, you have some very sexy undies. I wonder what you look like wearing them? Hmmmm...come to think of it...I wonder what you look like without them.......care to join me for a drink?"

;)
 

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Ignore the undies line...its obvious. Find some thing else to open her on and bring up the panties later if she gives you some positive feedback. You don't want to be the creep in the laundry room. it could just be coiencidence.
 

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Why...I Love being the creepy guy!!!!

I like to wear their undies on my head too...
Does that make me weird?
 

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One question is, are you the type of guy who only pursues girls only AFTER they make there interest in you obvious, or do you go after girls that you decide you want to go after for whatever reasons you decide to go after them.

Another question is, are you the type guy who would go after any girl who LIVES WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE FROM YOU, and who's strategy for showing her interest in a guy is leaving her underwear lying around?

one thing you might do, is use her attraction in you as evidence of the fact that you are desireable to women, and use that knowledge , and how that naturally makes you feel more self confident which obviouly follows, and go and get yourself some of these other women, and leave miss g-string to try and spin somebody else's cycle.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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If she's going to all that trouble, ask her out. Do you need to be hit with a 2x4"?
 

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i still hav eto figure out which apartment is hers as i ahvent met her face to face as she never lists her apartment number whenever she decides to make me face her panties in the laundry..heeee
 

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Leave a pair of yours in there for her to find. Make sure they have holes in them and are well worn.

Or maybe buy a leopard skin pattern mens' G string pair and leave them in there for her. Tit for tat, tit for tat.
 

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I just put her panties on my head and walk around like that for the rest of my day.
(shrug) Works for me.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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MoveYourAss...

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lower the temperature of the washing process (avoids shrinking)
 

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afrojiggles said:
i still hav eto figure out which apartment is hers as i ahvent met her face to face as she never lists her apartment number whenever she decides to make me face her panties in the laundry..heeee
Well, maybe she wants you to become a detective, lol. Peekaboo! find me ,lol. I guess you can become and Undercover underwear detective, lol.
 

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Wow. Thats strange, but intriguing. If you two start dating, that will make a pretty interesting story for anyone asking how you met.

I think you should be straight up with her and put her on the spot. Then, when she tells you she likes you, you can say: "I dont date chicks who wear panties. Sorry." That would be hilarious.

Edit. Sorry. I didnt see the date on this thread. Its a few days old.
 
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