"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Picking up Flight attendants while at work

Contrails

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Anyone got any good openers for Flight attendants while being a passenger on a flight? I have a few flights coming up for work.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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papawapa

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You planning on hitting on ugly 50 year old women or the middle aged gay guys?
 

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Contrails said:
Anyone got any good openers for Flight attendants while being a passenger on a flight? I have a few flights coming up for work.
Don't mess with your co-workers or chicks that work for your airline. You have too much to lose.
 

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Damn, I work at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta Airport. I'm looking for an airline job right now. Got any connections?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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gravityeyelids

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Maximus Rex said:
Don't mess with your co-workers or chicks that work for your airline. You have too much to lose.
He said he's a passenger...not one who works for the airlines...I got nothing for you OP...I just have this image of Leo DiCaprio in Catch me if You can, strolling through the airport surrounded by about a dozen hot stewardesses that he conned into helping him sneak by the FBI. I hope this ends up being you.
 

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say "hi hows your day going?" then ask her what state she is from. Worked for me. The hostess them asked me ''do u go around asking every girl u meet what state they are from ?'' I replied , "im just curious". Don't pedestalize these broads. Air hostesses ain't special at all lol. They poor chicks trying to make a dollar or two. In summary just make small talk to her like the girl next door which she is. Its best you talk to her when she's not busy preferably when the plane is still filling up with passengers.
 

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gravityeyelids said:
He said he's a passenger...not one who works for the airlines.
In another thread, dude mentioned that he was a pilot and my assumption is that he would flying on a buddy pass, (flying for free on the airline.) Sooner or later, it wil come up that dude is a pilot. Y'all need to quit with this advising dudes to jeopardize their jobs by hollerin' at chicks they work with.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Poop1337

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I recently felt I was picking up a cute flight attendant but she was living in my layover location and I gave it up. I should have continued any way. I got lucky and saw her standing alone after the flight waiting for her other flight stewardess friend in the airport.

Picking her up on the plane would have been much harder. Consider other passengers as better targets if there are any cute ones.
 
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